Europemaxxing

That's not really....ugh, Americans! Stop this misinformation!

Really, there's not enough coffee listed, you need at least two more espressos in there to be anything close to accurate. And then depending on where you're at, there could be a nap in there. Plus a 30 minute phone call to your Nonna and half a dozen other people complaining about the drama started with the previous call. Then going to Carrefour or whatever's close to buy sparkling water, bread, and cheese for dinner because you already have a plastic jug of wine from your parent's house at home.

/s, which should be obvious to any in-shape carb enjoyer who has a lot to say about the Romani people....

Fuck, that sounds wonderful.

Mads Mikkelsen looks like he took a hit from a fat blunt and still hasn't started his orbital reentry.

When is the part where they start abusing the Romani

That sounds awesome actually

Oh really? I must be doing 'being a European' wrong.

I miss it so much 😭 nobody interacts in America

And this is when they are not on a holiday, which are myriad.

Work for like one half hour, two half hour

Then for lunch, maybe something cool like a cigarette

I've been looking at this for a while trying to get what OP is making fun of, I think I got it. You should start drinking at lunch, not after

I must be Europemaxxing because I’m an unemployed and I don’t have nothing else to do but start day drinking. Or that’s what I dream of, no money means no honey. I hate our government.

Where does the soccer part come in?