Reptilian Boomertron 9000

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Furries would pay so much for this tech. The first vendor to make a tail that can wag on command will make millions in sales.

Zeusz13@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 105d (1 reply)

I can think of an other group who might wish to buy theese, basically in bulk

87Six@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 105d

Cover it in fur and you can put any price tag on it, it will still sell out

born too early for cat girls. born just right in time to be neko ojiisan

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 105d

Sign me up.

Beacon@fedia.io · 15 pts · 105d (1 reply)

iirc I've heard about this device from memes for a few years now. Is it actually coming to market or is it vaporware?

It's not a commercial device, just a lab prototype

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 105d (2 replies)

As a boomer I want one like this

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 105d (1 reply)

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psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 105d

Thagomizer and walking stick with silver head seem like an excellent weapon pair for the elderly gentleman

I want one now just to have even better balance.

Also keeps kids from standing right next to my fart box while standing in line.

Hoohoo@fedia.io · 4 pts · 105d

Boomers going out like a Trex

The furries are taking over

This would go nuts in parkour