I misread #1 as "You can't hear your ears without a mirror", which might make even less sense... But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, "Ha! You're wrong!" The rest got me, though...
22 Comments
TheTeej107@lemmy.zip · 88 pts · 122d
I didn’t skip number 5. You skipped number 5.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d
mr_anny@sopuli.xyz · 44 pts · 122d
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 122d
The Van Gogh method. Very nice.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 4 pts · 122d
Polished metals, various liquids, glass, screens
plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 122d
Those are all types of mirrors.
marcos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d
In the second alternative, they are not in your head anymore.
mr_anny@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 122d
Yeah. But still mine.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
Checkmate atheists!
Grimy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 122d
I didn't try number three, I stopped reading after number 4. We need a new sub for Facebook level shit posts.
scytale@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 122d
c/shittierposts?
FishFace@piefed.social · 16 pts · 121d
Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: FWD: Re: LOL!!!!!11
orenj@leminal.space · 10 pts · 122d
Sorry i actually skipped #3
Janx@piefed.social · 7 pts · 122d
I misread #1 as "You can't hear your ears without a mirror", which might make even less sense... But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, "Ha! You're wrong!" The rest got me, though...
JoShmoe@ani.social · 6 pts · 121d
☝️1 percenter over here
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 122d
Captain Kirk can see his ears without a mirror
His final frontier
TommySoda@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 122d
Just fell for it and imma send this to a few of my friends and pretend I didn't fall for it so I can laugh at them. :3
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 4 pts · 120d
After reading the first two, I skipped to the last for the punchline.
portuga@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Be honest. #4 gotchya
homes@piefed.world · 4 pts · 122d
Too fun to be a shitpost
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 3 pts · 121d
I'm bald so I can do no 2
Mechanite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Man I am gullible
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 122d