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subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 123d (3 replies)

When did Spiderman's friend become the ceiling of sex?

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 123d (1 reply)

When he was promoted from CFO of sex

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 123d

Thank you,that was just the information I was looking for.

otter@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 123d
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 123d (3 replies)

will this update be available to all, or only newer models?

errer@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 123d (2 replies)

Planned obsolescence; my ballsack is so old I’m stuck with one testicle forever

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 123d

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d

maybe if you appeal personally they'll give you a few extra just for funzies

LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Damn crazy, this is like only a week after they released 4th hole. CEO of sex is hitting it hard.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d

I hear sex is heading for an IPO

Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 16 pts · 123d

Can CEO of sex finally remove the insane level of lockdown to grant root access to change different parameters in the brain?
Like even just changing processing priority or dopamine generation from it?
Just changing basic settings? Why the hell do the settings have to be so locked down? Security issues?

garbage_world@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 123d (3 replies)
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Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 123d

It's Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

Hasherm0n@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 123d (1 reply)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d

that's just his day job

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Remember, swapping to your secondary cock is always faster than reloading

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d

i wish they'd told me this during the war

98vesselsreptile@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 123d (4 replies)

I don’t get it

UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip · 39 pts · 123d (2 replies)

Can you read? The CEO of sex is dropping a third testicle for quicker reload

NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Been waiting for this to drop for a long time

egyto@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 123d

Some are still waiting on the first pair to drop 😅

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 123d
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 123d

For a .99 dlc, it’ll make the “chk-chuck” sound when you reload

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 123d

That's nice, Mr. CEO, but is it still gonna be quicker to switch to a sidearm? There are a lot of balance implications to this change

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 122d

I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d

Thanks CEO of Sex!

DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 123d

The fuck does that sentence even mean?