eah I’d risk the curse

By Aleksey Gutierrez.

47 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

spectrums_coherence@piefed.social · 24 pts · 141d (2 replies)

I don't care how hot a mummy looks, she must smell horrific.

TessaRekt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 140d (1 reply)

I mean in real life people thought mummies smelled good enough to want to eat them and make perfume out of them so

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 140d

the process of mummification used a lot of good smelling substances so i wouldnt be too surprised that they would still smell good enough to reuse

FirmDistribution@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 140d

randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 141d (3 replies)

The new diet; have your organs removed by an Egyptian priest of the dead for the ultimate thin waistline which will make you drop dead gorgeous. Emphasis on dead.

joyjoy@piefed.social · 7 pts · 141d (1 reply)

They literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There's not much brain left.

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 137d

If you volunteer for mummification as a way to get a targetted waistline, there wasn't much in there to begin with.

Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 139d

Plot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It's right there in the name. Corpse > milf

Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 141d (6 replies)

Mummies have no brain so they can't give consent

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 141d (1 reply)

Isn’t it in a jar next to them?

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 140d

That's convenient because I'm seeking consent to fuck the jar too.

socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 140d

Obviously sapience is stored in the balls.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 141d (2 replies)

consent not required for necrophilic coitus

Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 141d (1 reply)

Yeh but pussy dry like jerky

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 141d

just how i like it

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 140d

Hunh. Sand really does get everywhere, doesn't it. 😅😬

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 140d

What that step-mummy do??

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 141d (1 reply)

They kill you for disturbing their tomb. They want you to fuck off...

But this is also valid imo

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 140d

This one seems to want you to disturb her womb.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 141d

Necrophilia: crack open a cold one!

Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 141d