c/nonpolitical_comics · by Deep@mander.xyz · 141deah I’d risk the curse By Aleksey Gutierrez. 47 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
spectrums_coherence@piefed.social · 24 pts · 141d
I don't care how hot a mummy looks, she must smell horrific.
TessaRekt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 140d
I mean in real life people thought mummies smelled good enough to want to eat them and make perfume out of them so
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 140d
the process of mummification used a lot of good smelling substances so i wouldnt be too surprised that they would still smell good enough to reuse
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 140d
randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 141d
The new diet; have your organs removed by an Egyptian priest of the dead for the ultimate thin waistline which will make you drop dead gorgeous. Emphasis on dead.
joyjoy@piefed.social · 7 pts · 141d
They literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There's not much brain left.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 137d
If you volunteer for mummification as a way to get a targetted waistline, there wasn't much in there to begin with.
Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 139d
Plot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It's right there in the name. Corpse > milf
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 141d
Mummies have no brain so they can't give consent
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 141d
Isn’t it in a jar next to them?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 140d
That's convenient because I'm seeking consent to fuck the jar too.
socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 140d
Obviously sapience is stored in the balls.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 141d
consent not required for necrophilic coitus
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 141d
Yeh but pussy dry like jerky
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 141d
just how i like it
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 140d
Hunh. Sand really does get everywhere, doesn't it. 😅😬
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 140d
What that step-mummy do??
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 141d
They kill you for disturbing their tomb. They want you to fuck off...
But this is also valid imo
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 140d
This one seems to want you to disturb her womb.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 141d
Necrophilia: crack open a cold one!
Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 141d