Benjamin Netanyahu treated for early-stage prostate cancer

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgw72lrvn3o

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floofloof@lemmy.ca · 55 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Poor tumour, being afflicted with a malignant Netanyahu.

unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 101d

That cancer is Hamas!

BigMacHole@thelemmy.club · 30 pts · 102d (2 replies)

Cancer is ANTI SEMETIC NOW!

-The BBC!

DancingBear@midwest.social · 6 pts · 102d
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wurzelgummidge@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 101d

You mean the BiBiC

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 102d (5 replies)

ever notice how bad people have been dying at old age after a lavish life without any real consequences for their actions. how old are these fuckers anyway? 80 something?

it's cool that he could die but it's so empty, isn't it. there's like a sliver of weak justice squeezed in between someone like him dying and his successor continuing his legacy like nothing happened.

mrdown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 101d

Israrl need to be stopped now. We don't want a younger Netenyahu in his place

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 101d (3 replies)

Netanyahu is 76.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 101d (2 replies)

ripe old age to fucking die already

fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 100d (1 reply)

I sure hope that people that retire at 65 have more than 11 years of retirement though. Anyway, fuck Bibi, hope he chokes on his shit and dies.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 99d

we don't have retirement over here anymore lol

Unsealed9041@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 102d (3 replies)

Thoughts and prayers for the cancer.

DancingBear@midwest.social · 1 pts · 102d (2 replies)
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orc_princess@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 101d (1 reply)

How do you explain the Etsy witches kirking kirk? Checkmate /s

cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 101d

Witchcraft working doesn’t necessitate a deity, just that those fine practitioners have tapped into energy source we haven’t been able to scientifically detect, study, and harness yet.

icedaemon0@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 102d (1 reply)
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ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 101d

Which one?

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 101d

Hmm, weird. I never thought I'd be rooting for the cancer, but here we are.

cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 102d (4 replies)

Early stage is usually nothing, he’s old but prostate cancer usually takes like a decade to be serious. Shame it ain’t pancreatic.

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Yeah. Prostate cancer is incredibly common and treatable.

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 101d

When you're 80 the thing is the size of a tennis ball so it's easy to find.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d (1 reply)

There are types that can metastasize very quickly (small-cell carcinoma, for instance). Fuck Netanyahu. He can rot. But you blokes out there of relevant age/family history, don't be complacent about getting tested. It's typically just a blood test to initially find out how things are going. Dr Fingerpound often doesn't even make an appearance.

cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 101d

Good post, I’m such a man and didn’t mean to minimize that

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Oh no, it's metastasized! I really hope they can remove Netanyahu from the Tumor. They didn't deserve that.

DancingBear@midwest.social · 0 pts · 102d
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Redtrax@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 100d

Plot twist. He is the cancer.

Comrade_cat@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 101d

Hopefully he will not get medical help next time.

taygaloocat@leminal.space · 6 pts · 101d

These news stories never seem to bring results. He's got enough money to make the US his lapdog, maybe the rich just have better medical treatment.

geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 100d

Man doing PR for prostate cancer now

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 102d

A cancer in bones or guts are probably more desirable.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 100d (1 reply)

Has anyone actually seen him in the last 3 weeks? Every video they post has some artifact pointing towards AI. Has there been video of him meeting with someone we can verify?

it_wasnt_arson@awful.systems · 1 pts · 100d

He was all over TV the other day, joining the crowds to attend the ridiculous Nakba day propaganda ceremony. I have no doubts he's been in just fine health lately, and if anything he's been playing up how unwell he is to get out of court dates over and over again for months. The other big reason for his recent disappearance from public view is the likelihood of his beach house getting another knock on the door from a Shahed, maybe luckier this time.

rxbudian@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 100d

His balls grows every time he authorizes attacks on Palestinians, so it's hard to tell how big it is, but it's bound to grow tumor of some sort eventually