The New Madrid fault is a slow beast, but not to be taken lightly. There are large lakes in that region that exist solely because of earthquakes changing the path of the Mississippi River.
I once drove through Cooter, Missouri on my way to a wedding in northwest Tennessee specifically to send my wife a cheeky postcard, and those motherfuckers didn’t postmark it until they’d carted it over to the next town with a larger post office. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.
9 Comments
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 102d
good for her i guess
wjrii@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 102d
redsand@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 101d
That happening again now would flatten memphis right?
sundray@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 102d
So they're saying the cooter was vibrated.
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d
Darbage@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 102d
There comes a time in every states life where certain feelings begin to happen, its perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 102d
I'll rattle YOUR cooter!
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d
Missouri? Show me!
better_than_god@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 101d
Missouri is a woman? And why they talking about her cooter like that?
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 102d
Massive flooding to follow.