That would be fair if these companies weren't using it to spy on, profile you, and train AI off your voice. At that point you might need to just have somebody with working hands nearby.
It automatically cathederizes anyone over 6' that doesn't sit down to pee so they don't splash the fuck everywhere like some damned giraffe piss demon.
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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 116 pts · 144d
No one gonna mention Sabrina Carpet
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 59 pts · 144d
she was originally going to go by that name but thought everyone would walk all over her
👉🏾 dad jokes
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 144d
derek@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 144d
🤨😑🙄⬆️
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 144d
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 143d
:) -> B)
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 144d
It really ties the room together.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 144d
Does that make you uncomfortable Jeffery? Vagina.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 144d
I'm so confused. Why would a microphone need you to be 6'1? How does that even relate?
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 144d
The joke is that his search history is curated to be a green flag for women, and he's dropping his height because a lot of women like tall men.
mimavox@piefed.social · -2 pts · 143d
VERY far fetched, I would say. I assumed if was a woman's post, given the search history.
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu · 8 pts · 143d
It really wasn't
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 144d
because you need to reach up to it
lena@gregtech.eu · 27 pts · 144d
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 23 pts · 144d
I tried to teach my nephew that the voice search button on his parent's TV Remote is for idiots. Only idiots use that.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 144d
OGs use the console controller for the on-screen keyboard like a niche demon
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 143d
Speech to text is extremely useful in certain circumstances. Like when my arthritic hands are acting up.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 143d
That would be fair if these companies weren't using it to spy on, profile you, and train AI off your voice. At that point you might need to just have somebody with working hands nearby.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 143d
Fucking Papyrus
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d
It's tribal yet futuristic.
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 143d
Don't fall for it, it's just for profiling you based on your voice. I'm 6'3"
RadioEthiopiate@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 144d
I'm 12" what is this?
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 143d
This feels so relatable to my 6'2'' self
db2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 144d
That feature unlocks when you become at least 2.2 bald eagles tall.
chocrates@piefed.world · 3 pts · 144d
Bald eagles are an archaic measure, we use big macs these days
blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 144d
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 144d
I love Sabrina Carpet
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 144d
5'7", fat thighs and a 4x4 hose here, looks like it's a buttplug
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 144d
It automatically cathederizes anyone over 6' that doesn't sit down to pee so they don't splash the fuck everywhere like some damned giraffe piss demon.