c/news · by ccunning@lemmy.world · 101dTrump Rushed Out of Dinner Amid Reports of Shots Fired https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/25/us/trump-whca-shooting?unlocked_article_code=1.d1A.2FWI.ngXZJX9xQe-r155 points · 41 comments · view on lemmy.world
41 Comments
Steve@startrek.website · 89 pts · 101d
Oh no, he’s ok??
nexguy@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 101d
I'm nervous. What if he IS ok?
HubertManne@piefed.social · 20 pts · 101d
Maybe it will be so upsetting his ticker will finally give out. Stay hopeful.
nexguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 101d
I'm a little tired but it's never too late for all night celebrations. Fingers crossed.
mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 12 pts · 101d
I'm just sitting here praying for the best. 🙏
DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 101d
Dang, that would suuuuuuck.
aramis87@fedia.io · 75 pts · 101d
Sounds like an easy way to get out of going to a dinner where he was going to get roasted.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
Sounds like different kinds of shots were being fired, then...
breezeblock@lemmy.ca · 63 pts · 101d
Guy deserves to die choking on a cheeseburger. Not martyred.
inari@piefed.zip · 32 pts · 101d
I'm trying to think of a dumber way for him to croak but I think cheeseburger choking might be the best, most perfect one
bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 101d
W Bush almost went out on a pretzel
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
I had completely forgotten about the pretzelgate
Leather@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
while on the toilet
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 100d
My vote would be for him to fall down airplane stairs like Biden, only down instead of up.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 100d
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 101d
He'll be utterly forgotten other than as a slur.
They thought Kirk would be martyred. Utterly forgotten.
tomiant@piefed.social · 11 pts · 101d
He'll die on the shitter like Elvis. Befitting a king.
magnue@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
On the toilet watching CP
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 101d
Only if it's after at least a few years of solitary imprisonment for his many misdeeds.
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 100d
I'm hoping for locked in syndrome.
Let him experience a narcissist's hell in case there isn't a real one.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
Looked it up, and it reminds me of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream in the worst possible way.
It's not just a narcissist's hell, it's anyone's hell.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 101d
Tripping and falling down some stairs on live TV is my hope.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 100d
Yes, but we deserve to just have him gone.
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 101d
He deserves to die embarrassingly and painfully, whatever the cause
scaredoftrumpwinning@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 101d
Just a thought does the white house take deliveries? Maybe there could be a go fund me page for Trump's favorite burger with more cheese and bacon
DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 101d
My vote goes to "straining at stool". It's more on brand.
Zier@fedia.io · 6 pts · 101d
I was hoping he would drop dead on live tv. Is he sleeping or dead??
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 101d
I will accept any form of him dying as beautiful and worthy of celebration, as long as some pain is involved. The more, the better.
Hello_there@fedia.io · 25 pts · 101d
No justice, no peace
LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 101d
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible...
njm1314@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 101d
He was? They didn't stop in the wide open to take a photo? That's odd.
Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 100d
Ya right. No courageous defianr fist held high. Just duck and scurry like rats
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 17 pts · 101d
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 13 pts · 101d
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 101d
Wolf also said he saw the gunman with "a very scary looking gun"
And there were "scary terrifying gunshot sounds"
And that he saw the shooter but when asked to describe the shooter said he didn't see the shooter and couldn't describe the shooter.
950 they asked wolf again if he saw the gun. Wolf started speaking about random shit and kept cutting off the questions.
Yep.
Theater.
protist@retrofed.com · 19 pts · 101d
Wolf Blitzer couldn't accurately describe his own dick
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 101d
I'd been thinking this might happen all day after hearing about boycotts regarding the dinner.
Davel23@fedia.io · 11 pts · 101d
I initially read the headline as "Trump Rushed Out of Dinner Amid Reports of Sharts Fired" and thought it was The Onion.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 5 pts · 101d
The us has not been so shaken by such a horrible news story since July 13, 2024. Stay strong my fellow citizens.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
What's happening in this video? It sounds like gunfire at the very beginning but Trump doesn't hear it?
Zron@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 100d
People his age are known for being mostly deaf and unaware of things happening around them.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 101d
Polymarket giveth, and polymarket taketh away