Trump safe after being rushed from White House correspondents dinner as attendees take cover
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-removed-white-house-correspondents-dinner-attendees-take-cover-2026-04-26/
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socsa@piefed.social · 54 pts · 133d
Staged as fuck
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 133d
dint karoline leavitt mentioned there will be something along the lines of shooting later on. then there were like 2 other incidents of assasinations, and almost no news coverage more than a few days, at least not an indepth one. and everyone trumps like to use distractions for the epstein files, this would be one of them. plus he created another mess that was suppose to be a distraction, how badly the "epstein fury" is going on with iran that they arnt even uploading satellite images of thier bases.
muxika@piefed.muxika.org · 35 pts · 134d
The Grim Reaper has terrible aim.
inari@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 133d
In Portuguese we say, bad china never breaks
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 133d
He's just teasing us now lol
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 134d
If he's safe why haven't we seen him raise a fist and take a photo op?
Replays of the scene show the secret service having to lift him up and drag him out.
Fingers crossed.
Edit: pure theater
Lol Vance was remove from the stage before trump.
Nothing strange.
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 133d
As much as I'm wishing for it, you can see him talking to the person next to him well after the shots go off. It looks like he just trips and falls on his face as he gets out of the chair.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 134d
Oh no, I was worried I might feel hope for a moment
adespoton@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 133d
I’m imagining an Obama-style poster now.
Hello_there@fedia.io · 5 pts · 133d
Oh my gosh. I'm picturing it. If it was caught on camera. And everything was the same as the Fairey poster, just with a different picture. Fox news would be so mad. Would be delicious.
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 133d
That's unfortunate.
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 133d
The media thrives on bad news.
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 19 pts · 133d
Oh shit guys get the comically big ear bandage ready and make sure you hoist the flag up behind the pedo we gotta pretend another assassination attempt happened! Get out of my face with this dumb shit.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 6 pts · 133d
don't forget to have a perfectly healed ear after DAYS
echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 133d
It's going to become an annual tradition at this rate.
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 134d
Least cowardly American
Or false flag
Who knows
Naich@piefed.world · 5 pts · 133d
Can't any of you fuckers shoot straight?
DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 133d
You would think a country that worships firearms would have some half-decent marksmen. Fuckin' casual LARPers.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 4 pts · 133d
remember that 2nd amendment? where they said to take down a tyranical government.
DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 133d
Nah, that's just so that Bubba can have a hobby that makes him feel like a big strong man instead of a little boy whose dad left him because he's too weak and small.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 133d
I'd rather him not become a martyr. I want cholestorol to do its job already.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 133d
Then say to this Lester guy or something to get a move on, dammit.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 133d
Kind of crazy how someone can even get so close with a weapon. Like these arent secrets agents. Soo its fake or security is way more lax then in movies and TV.
newton@feddit.online · -1 pts · 133d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrO1I_yJV6E