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Granny is spry

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sundray@lemmus.org · 54 pts · 143d (1 reply)

Granny is spry

I'm not one to judge, but there's a decent chance that Granny is in her 40s.

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 143d

That granny gets greater every dang ol’ decade.

farmgineer@nord.pub · 24 pts · 143d (5 replies)

Who steals a porch? Seriously, the nerve!

GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 143d (3 replies)

not accusing anyone of anything, but Ms. Smith down the street has an awful lot of new porches on her house...

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 143d (1 reply)

She has A Ferrari and two Lamborghini’s in her backyard as well.

MML@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 142d

Ferrari shows up and takes Ferrari

No

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d

She should put her new porces on her porch. Then amazon delivery people would be at a loss for how to do their job.

HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 2 pts · 142d

I tried, but the stoop hurt my back.

db2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 143d (3 replies)

On the other hand, time traveling delorean shirt.

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 143d (2 replies)

Yeah, our man here Bubby Wade has done heard it all before.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 143d (1 reply)

Not to mention, really rockin' that mullet.

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 143d

Correct me if I’m mistaken, but I do believe our lil bruh in Christ here invented this haircut. For the record, Bubby’s appearance has remained virtually unchanged since 1986. Everyone knows it’s quite a strange phenomenon. Really weird, that’s for sure, but it’s just easier to try’n ignore it & whatnot.

trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 143d

Thought it said "She run off with a porch thief". Would've been a very different story...

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 142d

I also choose his mamaw

Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 143d

A country woman can survive

AMoralNihilist@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 143d (3 replies)
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 143d (2 replies)

Aw, no. Click on one and they redirect you to the play store for the data collection app.

nsrxn@mstdn.social · 0 pts · 143d (1 reply)

did you ever hear the tragedy of untrackme ?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 143d

No?

DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 143d

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most educated people in the USA.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d
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