Corny and horny rule

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9 Comments

lime@feddit.nu · 32 pts · 123d (5 replies)

but when i do it it's "creepy" and "not something you say to people on the bus"

Hacksaw@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 123d (2 replies)

The trick is that in order to "still want to fuck" you, she has to have wanted to fuck you in the first place!

lime@feddit.nu · 14 pts · 123d

sure just crush my dreams

StillAlive@piefed.world · 6 pts · 123d

.......goddamnit

reddfugee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d (1 reply)

When you're doing anything on a bus you've gotta make sure to always roll a 6. Might need to buy a point or two from the Dragon Master every now and then.

lime@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 123d

i already ate my m&m :(

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 123d

Indeed, my type is also girls who are attracted to VERY stupid people

Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 123d

It's a beautiful thing when you being a cornball makes them a hornball!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 122d

Isn't this what long term relationships are all about tho?