On the other hand, the platform isn't large enough to support the body with B so there's danger of it falling off or hurting people or whathaveyou. With A, you risk the head and neck falling down and hurting someone but the body, at least, is in a stable position.
A B is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.
Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.
B. My plan is to do it "circumcision style" in order to add another layer to The Discourse:
"The beheading is troublingly evocative of the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation."
"Nice MRA talking point. Sure, circumcision is bad, but why are we focusing on that instead of the more severe forms of oppression minorities face?"
"Wow. Both of you have such a colonizer mentality. Cultures have a right to continue their traditional practices even if a bunch of White Saviors think they know better. 'Barbaric practice' is so revealing."
Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.
I mean, guillotines were invented by liberal revolutionaries (French revolution) so if anything you should ask a liberal lmao. I prefer option 2 tho personally
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HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 119d
B. As it seems like there is less mass to get through.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 22 pts · 119d
On the other hand, the platform isn't large enough to support the body with B so there's danger of it falling off or hurting people or whathaveyou. With A, you risk the head and neck falling down and hurting someone but the body, at least, is in a stable position.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 119d
look closer. those people are french.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
That's rude. The French have the right to not get crushed by decapitated extinct creatures, too!
Objection@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 118d
Show me where it says that in the French constitution
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
but do we not also have the right to watch frenchpeople be crushed by decapitated extinct creatures?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 119d
also it weights around 60-80tons, might be hard to even hoist it up to the guillotine.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 3 pts · 119d
Why hoist it up?
Make the platform shorter and have the dinosaur stand on the ground behind it.
ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca · 33 pts · 119d
A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 119d
AB is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.Lumidaub@feddit.org · 5 pts · 119d
I think you mean B.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
Indeed I do! Oops.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
I hope the head is still alive long enough to bite you.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 119d
Oh! I'll need a dino-rabies shot! Good call.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 119d
ML's (Monster Lovers) would not execute an Argentinasaurus. Too cute.
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 119d
What if they enjoyed a free market?
drmoose@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 119d
What if it was a proponent of elected democracy?
NahMarcas@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 119d
A, you cut by cervical (weakest point), not dorsal (strongest point) plus you have later to move the head
Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 118d
B, obviously. It's a beheading, not a benecking.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
A is easier to cleanup. More manageable sized pieces
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 119d
Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 119d
Sounds like the trainer deserved what they got
CluckN@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
Pshh, typical Big Elephant pushing their narrative.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 119d
I would not. I would rescue him and overthrow the government.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 119d
The whole neck so maybe the blood supply can keep the brain alive longer so I can stare into its aware eyes as they register what has just happened.
Is that weird?
Also, fuck .ml
Objection@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 119d
B. My plan is to do it "circumcision style" in order to add another layer to The Discourse:
Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 10 pts · 119d
I wouldn't. Poor baby (T_T)
aburrito@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 119d
He was in the Epstone Files.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 119d
"DJT - couldnt get argentinasaurus fr weekkennd, bummer. fuckin goodytwosheos sasy not intrested. - best, JE"
Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
You are a traitor to the revolution. Glory to Arstotzka!
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 1 pts · 119d
Arstotzka can lick eggs for all I care.
ZMoney@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 119d
I would do the exact middle of the neck.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 8 pts · 119d
Close enough. Welcome back, King Solomon
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 119d
Would it matter? Outcome is the same
vanitasvanitatum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!
Sualtam@lemmus.org · 28 pts · 119d
Counter-revolutionary activity
Siethron@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 119d
It's like they didn't even read the question.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 118d
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 119d
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 119d
I mean, guillotines were invented by liberal revolutionaries (French revolution) so if anything you should ask a liberal lmao. I prefer option 2 tho personally
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 119d
I'd do the pineapple method. Then he'd have a mega sore ass! Badum, tiss.
drmoose@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
slice it like a salami
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
Never just the tip, always from the base. Pop the front legs through too.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 119d
I always measure from the base of the balls. I got that shirt "I'm big in Japan" it helps too.
null@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 119d
OP was banned for this post.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
Argentinosaurus stands with the people.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 119d
With a rocket launcher.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
The only ethical way.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 116d
Just the tip
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 119d
Laterally.
She's a big revolutionary, so you need to make a big statement with her execution.