Executive Dysrulection

478 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 78 pts · 150d (10 replies)

eat something. eat something. you're starving eat something. stop playing the game you're so hungy please. just stop for a minute and eat something. not in a minute now. you can pause this game whenever you want. eat something. your head hurts, your stomach feels so empty, you're doing worse at the game. just eat something already!

3 hours later

"uuuugh so hungry why did I wait so long to eat"

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 30 pts · 150d (4 replies)
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Sas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 150d (3 replies)

When you get your protein from the gloryhole (in german Latte is slang for boner)

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 150d (2 replies)

In Japan, its considered disrespectful to drill a gloryhole in the men's room, no matter how cute the guy in the next stall is.

CobraCommander@quokk.au · 10 pts · 150d

Where I’m from it’s considered rude not too.

Senseless@feddit.org · 4 pts · 150d

What do you mean? I thought stalls came with pre-installed holes.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 150d (1 reply)

this is why you get an air fryer: it's easy to get the cooking started and the promise of nuggies is alluring enough to overcome the inertia

Senseless@feddit.org · 8 pts · 150d

You "simply" have to put the food in and wait. It reminds you by beeping, so no timer you can forget. And the cleaning is so simple.

Kaligalis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 150d

That's neurotypical behavior when using Factorio. Don't use it multiple days in sequence.

Phunter@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 149d

Sometimes I'll make it to the kitchen and have to say to myself "Just start cooking anything. Anything! It doesn't have to be good and you don't have to eat it!"

If I manage to start cooking then I eventually do eat.

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 149d

This hit me like freight train while waiting for eating aaaa

webp@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Anyone have just the imbedded image in better quality?

kyoko916@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 148d

Meeee :3