Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said "what the fuck(,) is this shit" to which I just said yes
I think clitoris and Labia majora have some erectile tissue which will change its appearance based on arousal, though I'm not sure how labia minora can change this wildly
63 Comments
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 104d
Now im hungry and horny but dont know which to eat first
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 104d
As a pedant that's the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.
Also they are both ham sandwiches
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 104d
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 104d
Fair
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 104d
Also technically that comma should be a semicolon
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 104d
Also, there should be a comma after "pedant."
Redjard@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 104d
ur sentence should end with a period and there's spacw for two commas around that »technically«
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 104d
*Your
*space
You also do not have a period at the end of your sentence.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 104d
You're a ham sandwich
webp@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 104d
I ate ur mum's ham sandwich
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 34 pts · 104d
I'm pretty sure those are actually sandwiches
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 10 pts · 104d
No, that's a picture of sandwiches.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 104d
Ce ne sont pas des sandwichs.
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 104d
You can eat both out so I don't see the importance
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 104d
My weenie:
Also my weenie:
Mostly it's just like that all the time.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 104d
Not my vagina
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 104d
My vagina after a good night.
JDPoZ@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 104d
Is this @violet08_@lemmy.world ’s alt or something? 🤣
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 104d
Fuck that bitch.
scytale@piefed.zip · 39 pts · 104d
Oh damn, I missed this lemmyshitpost lore. What’s the beef about?
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 104d
I also do not know what the beef is about.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 104d
I'm hungry, I also want some beef
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 104d
This one looks more like an eclair to me
barkingspiders@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 104d
Alright there Brenda 🤔
JDPoZ@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 104d
I think you guys should have a cage match… better yet maybe a good old-fashioned mud wrestling match.
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 104d
Don't worry about some 17 year old
Monument@piefed.world · 7 pts · 104d
The chocolate is spinning a narrative and I don’t like if.
Particularly messy ass to vagina creampie?
thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 104d
Could just be bush
Monument@piefed.world · 2 pts · 104d
I like that interpretation way better than my own.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
(•᷄- •᷅ ;)
Flashbacks to Van Wilder
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 104d
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 17 pts · 104d
Eat fresh
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 104d
Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:
My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.
Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 104d
Whoops. Guilty.
AntifaTeamLead@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 104d
Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 104d
My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV
xkbx@startrek.website · 10 pts · 104d
got a two-fer, eh?
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 104d
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 104d
That’s not how it works lol
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 104d
You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 104d
I literally til you can organize shit. I'm going to go rearrange my balls now.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 104d
Stack em. Go vertsack.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 104d
Google tucking
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 104d
Pics or it didn't happen...
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 104d
Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said "what the fuck(,) is this shit" to which I just said yes
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -3 pts · 104d
Slicing off labia doesn't sound classy haha
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 104d
No slicing just strategic tucking.
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -4 pts · 104d
You're just affirming incel beliefs, I hate everything about this.
There's ways to be funny about vulvas without feeding the incel community on Lemmy.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
I can't be an incel I get laid.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 104d
I was going to disagree, but I've witnessed similar.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 104d
That looks like something Shady Vance could incorporate into his couch activities. /s
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 104d
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
I don't see lashings of mayo oozing out of the after shot 🤔
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 102d
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
It's plain common-sense that every appetising sandwich needs a good filling!
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 104d
Huh? How it can change?
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev · 8 pts · 104d
My girlfriend calls it "origami"
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
I think clitoris and Labia majora have some erectile tissue which will change its appearance based on arousal, though I'm not sure how labia minora can change this wildly
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 104d
It literally doesn’t change this wildly.
There’s way more clever ways to parody violet than playing directly into incel ideology.
restingOface@quokk.au · 5 pts · 104d
This is like, the exact opposite of that. This is a parody of an image comparing "good person vs. bad person"
But this altered version implies that no, both are perfectly normal.
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 104d
Vaginas changing in shape from a lot of sex and looking like a “roastie” sandwich is directly from incels.
It’s even worse to compare it to a “good person vs bad person” meme.
restingOface@quokk.au · 7 pts · 104d
That is the point. The altered version is illustrating why that mentality in the original is flawed, and that both are entirely normal.
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -3 pts · 104d
One vagina isn’t capable of looking like both, so the meme is fundamentally flawed.
Both are normal, but it’s not normal for the same woman to have both.
There’s not enough men who are aware of this to make this funny.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 104d
It happens when they get a run up to a cliff and jump to fly off.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 104d
You want mayo in that?