c/shittyasklemmy · by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 115dmy boyfriend texted me "i love yoy". who is yoy? is he cheating on me?? 80 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
Mpatch@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 115d
Nah, it's just short for yogurt on you. You best git naked and get creamy. That will probably 100% put a ring on it.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 115d
It's possibly "you-on-you", OP, if you're willing to clone yourself for some freaky shit at the singularity of incest and masturbation.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 3 pts · 115d
hell yea
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 115d
After I git done it's yayoy, or "yet another yogurt on you"
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d
Git says
nakedis not a git command! What do I do? He will be here in thirty minutes!djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 115d
he was trying to type "I love yoyos" but got interrupted. You're lucky, I think he's gonna take you around the world.
Lysergid@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 115d
I’m yoy, who the heck are you
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 5 pts · 115d
You better stay away from OP, yoy. I'm telling you now.
Pinkie_Toe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 115d
In fisheries, YOY stands for young-of-year. Take from that what you will.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 115d
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 115d
He loves soy, as in soy sauce. He's cheating on you with a condiment. You need to step up your game.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 4 pts · 115d
Damn, thats salty
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 115d
Way to kikkoman when he's down.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
be the bigger salty bitch?
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 115d
Nothing to worry about, Yoy is slang for, "You, Only You"
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 115d
I love yoy too
MichaelScotch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 115d
Me lobe yoy long tim
_chris@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 115d
He probably meant yaoi, and you should leave him for his inability to spell.
ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 115d
It's like BAE, but YOY: You, Only You.
StillAlive@piefed.world · 3 pts · 115d
He's just talking about YoY earnings reports.
username968142@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
Yey he ys!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 115d
It’s yoy.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
Sad you're taken. I wanted you all to muhself
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
It was probably just a typo.
There is no yoy.
Yes, he is.
imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 115d
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 1 pts · 115d
Your other you. The one from the mirror universe that's into all the weird stuff.