This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.
Remember when he said he would run into a school shooting with or without a gun to save children. Dude is just naturally funny. Not sure why they made him president, but he sure is funny
Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...
Ha, I actually thought of that, but I was like "screw it I'm gonna make the joke anyway". It would take take the most tremendous, big, beautiful rocket you've ever seen folks. Tremendous thrust, huge. But hey, worth it, right? We can't risk some alien species getting a hold of him and thinking that's what your average human is like.
You know what? Let’s shoot the fucker into space. No shit. Honest to god. Tell him he’s super smart and flying the thing would be child’s play for him. Tell him he can do it himself, and it’s an incredible and incredibly rare experience - a club that numbers just barely into the triple digits. Oh, no, of course you don’t need any training, because it should be very intuitive to someone of your intelligence, sir!
To get in there, you have to be very smart, have to do a lot of things physically good. So I would have had no trouble making it, I’m physically very, very good. Maybe a little bit of a problem. We’ll have to try it.
It's a joke right ?
I mean come on, we all hate Trump, there's loads of actual things he does that make it obvious he's dumb as a box of rocks and self aggrandizing fool, but when you make fun of someone because they're making fun of themselves it's kind of us that are the idiots?
I HIGHLY doubt he's making fun of himself. I'm more likely to believe he believes he could do it. Remember who were talking about, possibly the most narcissistic person on the planet.
....sometimes I forget that this website contains some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. You actually believe he's being serious here? Fuck me, society is fucking doomed.
Yeah, society is doomed, for constantly making excuses for someone so blatantly fucked up. Even when Trump dies, people like this will prop up the next evil idiot they find.
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P00ptart@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 103d
This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 41 pts · 103d
Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 103d
Just have it keep going in one direction until it runs out of fuel
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 103d
It still might return to earth.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 103d
The other astronauts sacrifice will be one of the greatest goods anyone could do.
teawrecks@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 102d
Those poor chimps...well, someone's gotta know how to operate the thing.
magnue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 103d
"...But it was revealed that an 8-year old boy was also placed on board by mistake. And is now trapped alone in space with Donald Trump."
elgordino@fedia.io · 7 pts · 103d
“…This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 103d
space alone 1.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 103d
why doesnt musk or BEzo give him a space tour in thier penis rockets.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 102d
The penis rocket doesn’t reach anything like escape velocity though does it? More like a rough elevator ride or fancy roller coaster.
Truancy@lemmy.org · 4 pts · 103d
Lmaoooo
discocactus@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 103d
Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑🍳💋
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 103d
I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 103d
Why waste a rocket to literally shoot him to death when we have a nation full of guns with non-existent background checks?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 103d
Small price to pay to get rid of him and move on.
MolochHorridus@piefed.social · 4 pts · 103d
Shooting him would be enough.
Truancy@lemmy.org · 4 pts · 103d
He is a fucking idiot rotting before our very eyes
glimse@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 103d
He's right. We should try it.
I would love to see what happens to 40 BMI at 4G.
Just be sure to double bag him so his shit doesn't leak. The crew doesn't deserve that.
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 12 pts · 103d
Crew? Only dear leader deserves to be the first man to walk on the Sun.
glimse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 103d
As funny as it would be to launch him into the sun, that's not the best option.
It would be WAY funnier for him to directly suffer the consequences of his demands. Imagine the headlines.
"Trump Skips Health Checks For Space Travel, Dies On Liftoff"
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 103d
You think that's good? Wait till you see 40 BMI at 0G and 80 years.
Edit: all those skin flaps...
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 103d
For science
FatVegan@leminal.space · 35 pts · 103d
Remember when he said he would run into a school shooting with or without a gun to save children. Dude is just naturally funny. Not sure why they made him president, but he sure is funny
andallthat@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 103d
As a child, if I saw Trump running toward me, I'd probably feel safer with the shooter
village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 103d
Like Nick Kroll said, dude is entertaining. But give him a talk show, not a government position.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 102d
How can anyone find this shit funny? It's malignant narcissism. There is nothing funny about it.
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 103d
Hes president to distract from the ones truly in charge. (Hegseth, Vance, Newsom, miller etc.)
Just like kash patel but there its less distraction more controllability.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 103d
Right this way into the cargo bay, sir
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 103d
Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 103d
FDR sure sat down a lot. Sus.
MunkyNutts@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
Is that supposed to be an image?
Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 103d
You can't see it? It's a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
IT'S A SCHOONER!
thal3s@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 103d
A SCHOONER IS A SAILBOAT STUPID HEAD!
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 103d
Let alone slumped over as much as he is, even when awake.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 103d
The necromancer is growing weary
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 103d
Good, go to sleep necromancer, start work tomorrow using a different corpse. Trump is the Steven seagal of politics.
Vieric@piefed.social · 16 pts · 103d
Cool, lets send you on a very important mission to investigate the surface of the Sun.
Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 102d
It takes less delta-v to launch something out of the solar system than into the sun. Cheaper that way.
Vieric@piefed.social · 3 pts · 102d
Ha, I actually thought of that, but I was like "screw it I'm gonna make the joke anyway". It would take take the most tremendous, big, beautiful rocket you've ever seen folks. Tremendous thrust, huge. But hey, worth it, right? We can't risk some alien species getting a hold of him and thinking that's what your average human is like.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 102d
Yeah but I think it would be worth it in this case
MBech@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 102d
Even cheaper to just send him to orbit and foret about him... That or a bullet.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 103d
You know what? Let’s shoot the fucker into space. No shit. Honest to god. Tell him he’s super smart and flying the thing would be child’s play for him. Tell him he can do it himself, and it’s an incredible and incredibly rare experience - a club that numbers just barely into the triple digits. Oh, no, of course you don’t need any training, because it should be very intuitive to someone of your intelligence, sir!
And then we watch.
😊
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 103d
Meanwhile, this dumbass has been cutting funding for science.
Asshole.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d
Prove it
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 102d
he would likely have a heart attack if is put in the test centrifuges.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
I don’t see the problem here
Zron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
Test centrifuge?
Obviously he’s ready to go. Put a gold toilet on top of a falcon 9 and light the fucker
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
Heart attack? He'd be a blood stain like he was on the boys.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
This seems like a desirable outcome to me
stumu415@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 102d
That cunt would stink up the place with his fucking diaper.
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 103d
did they burst out laughing?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 103d
It'd be hard to laugh after being insulted that bad.
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 102d
Why would they go?
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 102d
Politics, statesmanship, moral superiority and a sense of citizenry.
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
All means nothing when it comes from meeting a Nazi.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 103d
I'm minded to think of two lines from Alien.
In space, no one can hear you scream
Final report: The Nostromo, third officer Ellen Ripley, hypersleep.......
Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 103d
Trump in space....hmmm
Diaper Donny in zero gravity
fizzle@quokk.au · -2 pts · 103d
It's a joke right ?
I mean come on, we all hate Trump, there's loads of actual things he does that make it obvious he's dumb as a box of rocks and self aggrandizing fool, but when you make fun of someone because they're making fun of themselves it's kind of us that are the idiots?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 103d
I HIGHLY doubt he's making fun of himself. I'm more likely to believe he believes he could do it. Remember who were talking about, possibly the most narcissistic person on the planet.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 102d
dear leader dumpy can do anything! He doesn't even have a butthole!
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
Uncle Rico:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abBK49gll94
Rothe@piefed.social · 15 pts · 103d
Are you new? No, it is not a joke, it is his malignant narcissism. Stop sanewashing the moron.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 103d
Oh fuck off, you cannot be for real. He's a narcissist, he is not making fun of himself
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 103d
....sometimes I forget that this website contains some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. You actually believe he's being serious here? Fuck me, society is fucking doomed.
Vieric@piefed.social · 1 pts · 103d
Yeah, society is doomed, for constantly making excuses for someone so blatantly fucked up. Even when Trump dies, people like this will prop up the next evil idiot they find.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 103d
Not one person laughed.