I remember being at the beach as a kid, and a friend of mine showed me how to pick up a crab from behind where its claws couldn’t reach. So I tried it and did it wrong and the crab pinched the shit out of my thumb. So I threw it. And a bunch of seagulls came down and dismembered it alive.
Take that, asshole crab. I wasn’t going to eat you but you felt like you had to prove a fucking point.
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db2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 124d
AttackedDefended against by a crabjaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 123d
Department of Crab
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 124d
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d
Quality shitpost lol
restingOface@quokk.au · 2 pts · 124d
Please, I've had a crab on my head for free
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 123d
I remember being at the beach as a kid, and a friend of mine showed me how to pick up a crab from behind where its claws couldn’t reach. So I tried it and did it wrong and the crab pinched the shit out of my thumb. So I threw it. And a bunch of seagulls came down and dismembered it alive.
Take that, asshole crab. I wasn’t going to eat you but you felt like you had to prove a fucking point.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 123d
Crabs are cool, we should listed to them, start evolving ourselves.
https://imginn.com/p/DAFbWmRxlnV/
(Also eg yt/@HowieTheCrab)