I work around thousand plus degree metal, highly caustic/acidic chemicals, and lots of spinning shit (power plant operating engineer). You'd need a deathwish.
No, just little attachment (metaphorically and soon to be literally, by the sound of your workplace) to your genitalia and a love of pain, I assume. I can think of a lot of people who fit that profile.
Also,
thousand plus degree metal
What kind of metal? I can think of at least one gentleman who canonically would be in the market for an unfortunate schmelting accshident if you had the right kind.
I wouldn't put my johnson on a shared keyboard or mouse for multiple reasons, so therefore I'm not going to type or click anything at work. Checkmate, HR.
19 Comments
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 119d
For a certain type of person this is the wrong advice.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 119d
I work around thousand plus degree metal, highly caustic/acidic chemicals, and lots of spinning shit (power plant operating engineer). You'd need a deathwish.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 119d
OwO
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 119d
No, just little attachment (metaphorically and soon to be literally, by the sound of your workplace) to your genitalia and a love of pain, I assume. I can think of a lot of people who fit that profile.
Also,
What kind of metal? I can think of at least one gentleman who canonically would be in the market for an unfortunate schmelting accshident if you had the right kind.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 119d
Yeah I learned a bunch about eunuch maker and extreme body mod recently. Guess everyone has their thing. Plus the more mainstream trans community.
What kind of metal?
Steel piping with super heated steam traveling through it mostly.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
Sounds hot
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 119d
relevant
HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 119d
I wouldn't put my johnson on a shared keyboard or mouse for multiple reasons, so therefore I'm not going to type or click anything at work. Checkmate, HR.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
Perfect
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
Is this telling me to stick my fingers up a roosters uhh..
Idk what rooster has.
moody@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 119d
Cloaca
DishaweslemOride@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 119d
Everybody poops.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
Do you know what they call that white stuff on the top of chicken shit?
Chicken shit.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 119d
Urea!
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
What am I supposed to do to my roo?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
Choke it
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
Oh great, next you'll tell me I need to be jerkin my gherkin.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 4 pts · 119d
... cloaca?!
mrslt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
So, my job WANTS me to spend all of my time gooning?