I always felt connected to my inner Americium, but my mom said I'm a lanthanide through and through. My actinide father said, "don't sweat it, she's acting like a typical halogen."
You are in a wheelchair and you get reassignment treatment to become Iron .... or else you are a Manganese and you end up in a wheelchair after reassignment surgery
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WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 29 pts · 130d
118 pure genders (each with subtypes, like 55Fe and 57Fe). Then there's the near-infinite number of compound genders!
whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social · 12 pts · 130d
Don't forget radioactive genders, which decay to a predictable mixture of other genders
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 130d
Or also the theorized island of stable genders beyond the 118 we've got on the chart.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 5 pts · 130d
Some of those 118 genders are highly unstable, though.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 130d
Iron people exit wheelchair. Manganese people must use wheelchair.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 130d
My headcanon is that they're both raising their disabled children
sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 130d
r/MenAndFemales
There is no Lemmy equivalent
EffortlessGrace@piefed.social · 15 pts · 130d
I always felt connected to my inner Americium, but my mom said I'm a lanthanide through and through. My actinide father said, "don't sweat it, she's acting like a typical halogen."
tensorpudding@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 130d
You might say these genders are fixed at birth, but what part of the table are they in? The what metals?
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 9 pts · 130d
They aren't. Many people were born as uranium but end as lead.
QueenMidna@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 130d
This is an incredibly underrated joke
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 130d
That wheelchair is also confusing?
You are in a wheelchair and you get reassignment treatment to become Iron .... or else you are a Manganese and you end up in a wheelchair after reassignment surgery
Damage@feddit.it · 13 pts · 130d
Wheelchair people are clearly tiny here and must be helped by an Iron in the toilet
Deebster@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 130d
Blahaj approves of this meme
frank@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 130d
I'm Neon. Who are you today?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d
And here I always thought they were tungsten
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d
I just know that there's a joke her about gender chemistry, but I took physics and I got nothing.
rbos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 130d
Hah, we have those exact signs at work. I should compare them, maybe they're actually from there.
redsand@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 130d
Some say there's an island beyond 118 with more
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d
Shouldn't the men be iron ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)