I believe if there is a heaven and I end up there, I'll be surrounded by computers I can play with on end without anyone bothering me. If there's a hell and I end up there, I'll be surrounded by people who need help with their computer.
Both Haskell and Rust are functional and the video is a very blatant satire. Either you are confused or you are trying to be funny and I'm not getting it.
I almost thought to myself "I can't be bothered to watch a YouTube short", but then I thought "I can't be bothered to press Back to get out of it, either".
I am so glad that I didn't miss that, it gets better and better.
Unless heaven and hell turn out to be real. One you get to have fun on the computer for eternity, the other you get stuck doing IT for old people for eternity.
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farbidden_lands@quokk.au · 41 pts · 143d
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 143d
I believe if there is a heaven and I end up there, I'll be surrounded by computers I can play with on end without anyone bothering me. If there's a hell and I end up there, I'll be surrounded by people who need help with their computer.
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 143d
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev · 12 pts · 143d
Because Rust is cool.
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 143d
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev · 4 pts · 143d
Both Haskell and Rust are functional and the video is a very blatant satire. Either you are confused or you are trying to be funny and I'm not getting it.
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 143d
marcos@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 143d
There's no dead person out there complaining that they spent too much time in a computer...
Yosmonkol@piefed.social · 4 pts · 142d
They're usually too busy asking for us to 'return the slab' to talk about computers.
RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 143d
i just set up tail scale in the cloud
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 143d
Certainly not one of the top 3 regrets at the deathbed
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 143d
I almost thought to myself "I can't be bothered to watch a YouTube short", but then I thought "I can't be bothered to press Back to get out of it, either".
I am so glad that I didn't miss that, it gets better and better.
pewpew@feddit.it · 6 pts · 143d
Who knows, maybe in heaven they have a rig with top specs
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 143d
Unless heaven and hell turn out to be real. One you get to have fun on the computer for eternity, the other you get stuck doing IT for old people for eternity.
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 143d
Going to tell Aristóteles that his monitor is unplugged for the billionth time must be tiring.