c/lemmyshitpost · by polite_cat@lemmy.world · 111dwoof? 747 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
sundray@lemmus.org · 50 pts · 111d
At a room party, specifically 😉
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 111d
Coward, I'm in the show room
restingOface@quokk.au · 12 pts · 111d
I'm in the shower room
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 111d
Already top 5% of convention attendees
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 27 pts · 111d
If you are a male, I can think of 3 ways this can happen.
That class in combinatorics really pays off!
davidagain@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 111d
You're treating the two wolves as identical, and that might not be the best approximation.
Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 110d
I'm trying my hardest to think of a pigeon hole principle joke
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 3 pts · 110d
But with hamsters
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 111d
Doing an Eif-fur Tower.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 111d
CorvusCornix@piefed.social · 21 pts · 111d
smacks top of head this bad boy can fit so many fucking wolves in it
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 111d
Furry: whines softly and wags tail
Then starts licking you or something. Just don't make eye contact and you won't get your leg peed on.
CorvusCornix@piefed.social · 2 pts · 111d
Don't threaten me with a good time!
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 111d
Hackbraten@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 111d
Imagine you take the head off a furry costume at an event, look to see who’s inside, and it’s just two wolves stacked on top of each other.
Mika@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 111d
i.. inside? 😳
rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 111d
Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 11 pts · 111d
...do wolves woof?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 111d
Kinda yes but mostly no
(They bark, but differently than dogs)
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 111d
To the best of my knowledge, they awoo
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 111d
Oh murr
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 111d
Convention sounds like a banger.
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 111d
Lucky bastards
Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 111d
God I hope all the wolves stay there instead of weirding up my ComiCon in a very wrong, B.O.-heavy way
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 111d
You want them to stay inside you? Kinky.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 111d
!commentmitosis@lemmy.dbzer0.com
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 110d
Lol, think I lost connection and tried to post it a couple of times. Deleted the others.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 111d
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 111d
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 111d
First time this ended as expected
someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 111d
Heh I said something about pitbulls and was promptly banned from several furry communities (one mod). Ok then...
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 111d
Actually, It was just a fart.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 110d
So I can expect to become very ill soon then.
wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 110d
The con crud is real.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 110d
The last one that happened near me I got sick and I didn’t even go.
My brother in law went and brought the illness home with him.