Cleaning your butthole is good and important, but a washcloth between the toes is more satisfying.

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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 96d (3 replies)

I have to choose one or the other?

MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 96d (1 reply)

A clean toe in a clean butthole is the best of both worlds.

"And." I meant "and," of course.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 95d

At least make sure to trim your toenails beforehand

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 96d

Yeah you do. Sorry, I don't make the rules 🤷

Miller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 96d (2 replies)

I think any satisfaction derived from either is simply from a feeling of good maintenance and is unremarkable and the fact you have indeed remarked upon it suggests you only wish to draw attention to your anatomy like a floozy.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Are we not floozy-positive in 2026?

Miller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d

I meant no suggestion of a negative aspect towards floozihood, I have drunk cider with many such in my life I only noted my comprehension of their intention of attention.

Today@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 95d

Get a bidet and you can do both at once.

nevetsg@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 96d (1 reply)

When a sink is available, I have taken to lightly wetting my last butt wipe for that extra clean feeling.

TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 9 pts · 95d

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