I've been reading Dracula, and it's truly horrifying. The Count is extremely vile and cruel and conniving and I yearn to see his demise (NO SPOILERS PLS). It makes me want to kill a vampire irl, and ensure that those fiends are no more. The problem is that vampires aren't real, so my righteous hatred and contempt has nowhere to go. So how can I find an avenue to fulfill my desire?
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outandinburger@ttrpg.network · 55 pts · 109d
helix@feddit.org · 25 pts · 109d
Yeah basically Dracula is an analogy for billionaires anyway.
nfreak@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 109d
Somehow I never made this connection. I may be stupid.
helix@feddit.org · 2 pts · 105d
Well back then it was the aristocracy, but then again, where's the difference
Mothra@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 109d
Lots here suggesting you do the Luigi thing.
If you're not game for that, I suggest playing videogames. I'm sure there has to be at least one about vampire hunting
Athena5898@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 109d
Witcher 3: Blood and Wine
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 109d
I am down for Luigi-type things but I'm just starting to gear up w organizing irl so that'll prob be a while
In terms of games, it feels like every game wants you to be the vampire and not many want you to be the hunter, which is a shame
Chulk@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 109d
The problem with vampire hunting games is they typically involve other themes in addition to vampire hunting. But if you're cool with that, then The Witcher franchise might scratch the itch. I'm pretty sure the Blood and Wine expansion is vampire heavy.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 108d
I will consider this, thank you
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 108d
Castlevania? There are a few in the series were you play as Alucard, but mostly you're human fighting vamps.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 108d
There is a remastered Legacy of Kain Defiance that came out this year. Maybe playing as a vampire will make him not so angry toward them.
JillyB@beehaw.org · 20 pts · 109d
What is lemmy even about man
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 108d
I only post the best questions 😌
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 17 pts · 109d
Theres a certain class of people who behave a lot like vampires. Maybe start there?
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 109d
There we go, the only appropriate answer and I was about to say it.
Seriously folks Eat the Fucking Rich. They’re vampiric blights on the planet and society at large.
Stake thru the hearts of them All.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 109d
Who’s that guy who takes the blood of young men to be immortal and shot a missile at a girl’s school?
Sounds like an undead demon to me.
runiq@feddit.org · 5 pts · 109d
What is this post
daggermoon@piefed.world · 6 pts · 109d
I think it's a post where someone wants to kill vampires instead of fuck them for some weird reason.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 109d
Why would you wanna have sex with such wretches
daggermoon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 109d
Why wouldn't I?
PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 109d
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 108d
But she has no soul and exsanguinates people. Major red flags
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 109d
Play RPGs? Either find someone who is willing to run a vampire hunting game, or run a game of vampires being hunted, so you can mow down the adventuring party, becoming the monster yourself.
observes_depths@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 108d
Skyrim's Dawnguard DLC should do the trick. Oblivion also has vampires to kill.
probable_possum@leminal.space · 4 pts · 109d
VR
Zekovski@pouet.chapril.org · 2 pts · 108d
@sangeteria
I like this textual game.
16 ways to kill a vampire at McDonalds.
https://ifdb.org/viewgame?id=s8oklhvdqoo5dv4l
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 108d
Just got the "Sunlight" ending; this is really good!
Urist@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 106d
Play the Curse of Strahd D&D campaign. Strahd is such a great villain and very Dracula-esque. Though to be fair, victory is all but guaranteed...
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 109d
Join the Navy and become a CIWS tech
daggermoon@piefed.world · -4 pts · 109d
I want a sexy vampire or dhampir to fuck me.