c/lemmyshitpost · by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 133d

My FWB is on a vacation with his wife and the thirst is real

-36 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 20 pts · 133d (5 replies)

Honest question: does she know?

TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · -23 pts · 133d (4 replies)

Not my business.

jeffw@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 132d

cringe

what kind of human still has a “fuck everyone, not my problem” mentality?

Oh wait… I forgot about conservatives

fedikitty@piefed.social · 15 pts · 132d

So you just don't care if you're being the homewrecker instead of the next person.

fedikitty@piefed.social · 13 pts · 133d

So it probably isn't even an open relationship??

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 12 pts · 132d

Yikes

MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 132d

The courts have deemed your horny license is to be revoked due to reckless riding

BandanaBug@piefed.social · 7 pts · 132d

I do but not for you

MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 4 pts · 132d

If this "sex" thing has people acting like this, it has to be really good.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 133d (4 replies)

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 132d

Damn your dumb as fuck and a slut.

You’re, sug.

fedikitty@piefed.social · 2 pts · 132d (2 replies)

Calling somebody a slut is never called for. Also it takes 2 to tango, and a lot of husbands lie about it anyways. I do hate that the op is taking advantage of the situation instead of checking with her though.

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 132d (1 reply)

Haha, yeah don't call someone a slut!! But a cunt is totally called for 🤣

fedikitty@piefed.social · 2 pts · 132d

lol fine I'm probably just being a little sensitive about language

daannii@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 132d (2 replies)

I wouldn't brag about being a disposable side piece. Cause that's what men think of their side piece as.

Disposable.

You deserve a more dependable and higher quality dick.

It's out there. Godspeed.

TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · -16 pts · 132d (1 reply)

If he tries to dispose of me, that’s when I talk to his wife.

MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 131d

Damn you really speedrunning being a horrible person aintcha