It's too bad they don't work in an office with a more supportive environment. I've worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it.
“The past tense of hang in almost all situations is hung. You hung a picture on the wall yesterday, or you hung out at the mall last week. Only use hanged when referring to someone who has been killed by hanging.”
Hanged is specific to someone being killed by hanging, while hung is less specific, but still accurate. Some who hung themself may have done so by the leg, but unless specified it will be assumed that it is by the neck.
The fact that the cobwebs are on the, "Nice job Matt" mug implies that either Matt never did a good job or that Matt was never appreciated for the work that he did.
56 Comments
BillyClark@piefed.social · 87 pts · 92d
It's too bad they don't work in an office with a more supportive environment. I've worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it.
Bhaelfur@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 92d
For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 16 pts · 92d
This is what happens when your spoon is too big
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d
I'm a BANANA.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d
silly hats ONLY
sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io · 3 pts · 92d
For the love of god and all things holy!!!
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 92d
Everyone always asks “how is your anus” but nobody’s asking “why is your anus”.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 92d
"I'll do you one better: Who is your anus?!"
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 92d
Nalivai@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 87d
Here is your mug, hold up, it will be printed in 5 to 8 workdays.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
wwarblelblejlkalalblala
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 92d
Why are you not used to your anus? Is it new?
jafra@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 92d
Almost missed the second half🤣
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d
They couldn't even get a copywriter to proof "hanged" over "hung", which is to be used when talking about the method of death.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 92d
Maybe homeboy is hanging dong, and that's what they're referring to?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d
Like, his dong swung down, whipped around, and smacked him in the anus?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 92d
Happens to the best of us
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
By whose authority!?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 91d
I checked both AP and Chicago style guides
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d
Can you clarify what you mean by "it"?
can@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 92d
I want to play Gamecube
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 92d
I did until Matt hung himself in my office.
Now I’m at my coffee limit.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 31 pts · 92d
Do they pour the coffee from one mug to the next for each sip, or are they drinking 3 coffees each just to hold a conversation?
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 3 pts · 92d
I have mastered making 2 sips volume with an aeropress. I brew that volume into a new cup after every 2 sips.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
mug to mouth to mug to mouth to mug and so on until cool enough to swallow all in one gulp without burning pony
brsrklf@jlai.lu · 27 pts · 92d
I am baffled by the gamecube mug's lack of use.
Zorque@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 92d
People would rather play GameCube now instead of later.
brsrklf@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 92d
Reasonable.
StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 92d
That makes a lot of since
gnutrino@programming.dev · 8 pts · 92d
Clearly it's so obvious people want to play on the GameCube, they don't need to use the mug to ask.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d
Its in the front and is missing cobwebs, it might be used from time to time (but not often enough)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
we're back onto N64. that conker nazi tediz multiplayer just kills
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 92d
For some time, I've felt something was missing from my life. And then I saw this cartoon, and knew what it was!
There just aren't enough anus-related cups out there.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
"have i got a surprise for you" said the dude with seven anuses
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 92d
OK, now I want that "anus" - cup-collection.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d
"Buy the whole set. Your anus will thank you!" -One of the mugs in the anus set.
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 92d
"I should stop drinking too much coffee, out of my anus mugs - collection" -Another mug of the set.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 1 pts · 92d
No shit?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
No. Shit.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 92d
Thats what zazzle is for
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d
*hanged, not that it really matters
whatsisface@sh.itjust.works · -4 pts · 92d
It doesn't really matter because hung is correct.
pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 92d
No it isn’t
“The past tense of hang in almost all situations is hung. You hung a picture on the wall yesterday, or you hung out at the mall last week. Only use hanged when referring to someone who has been killed by hanging.”
scutiger@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d
Hanged is specific to someone being killed by hanging, while hung is less specific, but still accurate. Some who hung themself may have done so by the leg, but unless specified it will be assumed that it is by the neck.
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 3 pts · 92d
Yep. A square is both a square and a rectangle. Both are true.
SystemDisc@piefed.world · 1 pts · 87d
Someone who is hanged is hung by the neck until death
kungen@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 92d
So what's the problem? Matt was in fact killed by hanging.
pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 92d
Yes, so hanged is the correct form
desra@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 92d
I had a boss named Matt who hung himself, was at his house tho. Wonder if there's a mug for that..
Bilbo@hobbit.world · 1 pts · 92d
This is why cafepress exists.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d
So is the "nice job Matt" a sarcastic reply to the "Matt hung himself in MY office" mug? Or were they actually hopeful for him doing something good?
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 92d
The fact that the cobwebs are on the, "Nice job Matt" mug implies that either Matt never did a good job or that Matt was never appreciated for the work that he did.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 92d
This being a potentially contributory factor to why he hung himself.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 92d
The best part is, it's both sarcastic and also a neglected compliment.
Poor Matt.
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 92d
OK this was original and damn funny
johnefrancis@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 92d
would love to read more of that. Website seems entirely broken. Not going to instance. Oh well.