cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/photos/p/1090554/judge-unsealed-an-alleged-jeffrey-epstein-suicide-note
“They investigated me for month -- found nothing!!!” said the short note, which is hard to decipher in some places. “It is a treat to be able to choose” the “time to say goodbye,” the note continues. “Watcha want me to do -- Bust out cryin!!”
“NO FUN,” the note concludes, with those words underlined. “NOT WORTH IT!!”
27 Comments
karashta@piefed.social · 78 pts · 127d
This reads like a Trump post lmfao
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 127d
Not that surprising, they were friends for decades
bonenode@piefed.social · 6 pts · 127d
MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social · 2 pts · 126d
That doesn't make any sense. If he was being suicided he wouldn't write out "NO FUN", he would just say it!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
OMG! TRUMP RELEASED EPSTEIN HIMSELF
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 33 pts · 127d
Thank you for including a readable text version
artyom@piefed.social · 12 pts · 127d
I think Epstein maybe just intentionally wrote incoherent babble just to confuse us.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
If you read his emails, that's sort of similar.
The man felt above spelling
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
There are times when it is logical to take one's own life and times when it is not. If you're writing it a suicide note when it's not logical to take your life, it's probably not going to come across very coherent.
artyom@piefed.social · 5 pts · 126d
The man was going to rot in prison for the rest of his life, and you think it's not "logical" for him to take his own life in that situation?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
Considering his wealth? Doubt he was going to rot in prison the rest of his life.
artyom@piefed.social · 4 pts · 126d
He was already in prison...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
And people in prison often get out. It's one of those things.
artyom@piefed.social · 1 pts · 125d
No, they absolutely do not. Not after sentencing. The rich people that get away with it never make it to prison.
Unless they're pardoned, which, given that he hasn't even pardoned Ghislaine, he probably wouldn't pardon Epstein either. Although maybe move him to the luxury prison with her. I guess you have a point there.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
your basis or source for your position is? mine is here (all of them)
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 11 pts · 127d
Thank you for your attention!
Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 127d
when I'm told to kill myself with this shoestring smuggled in a janitors butthole but I'm also supposed to sound like I want to
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 4 pts · 126d
The omitted bit in the translation looks like "So 16 year old charges _____"
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 126d
Resulted? That's my best read. Also the 16 could be a 15.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
So, trump definitely wrote this right? Like without a doubt.
nodiratime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
Giving strong Jian Yang (Silicon Valley) vibes
Mowcherie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
"Time to say goodbye" as in he has the power to leave whenever he wants. Not the same as suicide. A disgusting pathetic person bragging and taunting the world again.