Some people call me the Space Cowboy... Some people call me MAAUUUU-RIIICEEE

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KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 48 pts · 110d (11 replies)

It's great because A) his parents presumably named him that knowing full well what they were doing and B) He could have chosen to go by Will, William, or Bill, but actively chose to use Willie professionally.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 110d (2 replies)

Will Stroker? Not a lot better.

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 110d

Depending on his middle name he could also be William A Stroker

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 109d

Will Stroker? I hardly know 'er!

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 109d (5 replies)

Hey, Dick Wolf produces Law & Order.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 109d (3 replies)

Son, this world is rough, and if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough. I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along, so I give you that name, and I said goodbye. And I knew you'd have to get tough or die. It's that name that helped to make you strong.

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 109d (2 replies)

Sue, is that you?

Rooster326@programming.dev · 1 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Do you think both the boy and the father are named Sue?

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 108d

No, but the boy is telling the story in the song.

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 2 pts · 109d

And here I expected that link to lead to a certain highly controversial Penny Arcade comic.

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 110d

He made the right choice.

paranoia@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 110d

You see a lot of people in Ireland with names like this. A senior politician was called Dick Roche (pronounced roach)

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 110d (1 reply)

Dick Trickle: Am I a joke to you?

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 110d

Yes, as a matter of fact.

Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 109d

I hope he's a legal judge, I want to hear:

All rise for the right honorable Willie Stroker

In a court room, and have anyone who laughs get a contempt charge.

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 110d (2 replies)

Willie Stroker? Or Willie not? Only one way to find out! Tune in next week!

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 110d (1 reply)

Next week: "Stroker? I 'ardly know 'er!"

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 110d

Doen’t ma-er.

JustRalph@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 109d (1 reply)

This man lived a hard life.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d

He just n eds to get a grip

human@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 108d

What a gangster of love

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 109d

keep yo hands to yoself