I've said it on here before, and I'll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I've been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I'm not taking that risk anymore.
They weren't even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I'm about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I've left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.
Just get your own sweats that say juicy on the ass potate. It's a rite of passage around a route of passage and I'm surprised you haven't completed it yet
37 Comments
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 107d
You people wear clothes to bed?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 107d
You people wear clothes?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 107d
you clothes have people?
Damn990099@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d
you have people?
fartographer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 107d
I've said it on here before, and I'll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I've been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I'm not taking that risk anymore.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 5 pts · 106d
Weirdest Venn diagram.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 106d
Getting a tattoo done and nearly burst out laughing at that comment which would have fucked it up lol
fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d
It's just writing "diarrhea" and "bed," and then drawing a circle around it.
logi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d
Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d
They weren't even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I'm about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I've left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.
aln@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Man, people will just post and share anything on the internet these days.
Beacon@fedia.io · 5 pts · 107d
For real, nude sleep is the most comfortable and i assume the healthiest
silverneedle@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 107d
Never understood how the Juicy pants took off
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 107d
Have you tried them on?
silverneedle@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 107d
No, they outran me. Had no chance to
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 107d
Not juicy enough smh
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 107d
Yeah who is out shopping for sweatpants, takes a pair off the rack and says "fuck yea my ass gonna say Juicy"?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 107d
Look at leftenant dry ass over here
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 106d
That's CAPTAIN dry ass to you.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
i refuse to recognize any captain without a juicy bottom
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 106d
Recognize my authoritah!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
Juice that bottom!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 106d
It would unbecoming of an officer and a gentleman!
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 107d
Go down the "Les Wexner" rabbit hole if you want to learn the origins of the corrupt agenda behind JUICY pants.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
Wait is it real crimes with juicy? Should we be bootlegging sweat pants with "JUUCEY" on the booty?
I just want to commit a Lil bit of gay crimes and run international guns with Stephen since that's cool now apparently. A dividual can dream.
Yosmonkol@piefed.social · 3 pts · 106d
Was he involved with Juicy Couture? You might be thinking of PINK which was a line through Victoria Secret.
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 107d
Oh she's definitely noticed lol
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d
Noticed my juicy ass.
Griffus@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 107d
When you sleep over at your girl's house but you "forgot" your clothes 😌
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 107d
Oh pwease don't give me the hot pants this time 🥺
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d
"All your pants are missing and all you have are short skirts and dresses!? Ohhhhh nooooo...welp. I guess I have no choice!"
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 106d
I tried my wife's jacket on one. I looked like Shrek. Then accidentally ripped it. She gets to wear my clothes but I can't wear hers.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 107d
Fucksquatch makes another appearance.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 106d
Forgot your clothes? Like, just accidentally drove to her house and showed up to the door naked?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d
Just get your own sweats that say juicy on the ass potate. It's a rite of passage around a route of passage and I'm surprised you haven't completed it yet
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 107d
Lmao