an apple a day keeps the doctor away

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kartoffelsaft@programming.dev · 21 pts · 125d (2 replies)

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 125d (1 reply)

This sounds like something Brandon Sanderson would dream up for his fantasy world building and I'm all about it.

Darkwatch00@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 125d

This more reminds me of the hydrophobic wizards that were used to fly a on a spinning disc in Terry Pratchett's The Colour Magic. The wizards hated water so much that it would physically repel them.

sfxrlz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 125d (2 replies)

I didn’t get it at first and thought he was talking about diarrhea or something

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 5 pts · 125d (1 reply)

Given that an all apple diet is very high in sugar, that many apples in a meal will have the opposite effect.

As Steve Jobs found out.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 125d

They did keep the doctors away. He said he didn't need them due to his high powered apple based diet. Then he died, no doctors needed anyway! I don't think it was a solid plan in retrospect, but from the purely keeping doctors away part, it worked.

Drewmeister@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 125d (1 reply)

Would the doctors be pushed away at the pace you move toward them, or do they immediately move to a set distance when they become aware of your presence? Are they immune if their eyes are closed? Do they need to know you've eaten apples? Is every interaction a risk for them as an apple-eater might reveal themselves? What happens to a doctor if the are enclosed in an ever-tightening sphere of fruitenarians?

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 115d

What happens to a doctor if the are enclosed in an ever-tightening sphere of fruitenarians?

I think the principles which explain the mechanism of implosion-type nuclear bombs might apply in this case.

wieson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 125d

I knew how American houses are constructed, but I never stopped and thought about that their hospital might be made the same way. Scary.