Well actually it was my fingers with his feet! We were playing a card game and my friend wanted to give me a card under the table. We where at opposite sides of the table, so I tried finding his hand down there and found a vaguely arm-like coarse-skinned thing and tried to grab the underside and slide towards my self to find the hand. Except it wasn't my friend's arm, in fact it wasn't my friend at all! It was his boyfriend's leg, realizing this and being a devilish creature I turned my hand and tried to grab his toes.
28 Comments
mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 126d
This made me physically uncomfortable in a way I never knew possible
I'm other news, apparently the cringe butthole response can really hurt?
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 126d
Hi other news, I'm dad
mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 126d
I'm now expecting to be tagged as cringe butthole response
Please don't let me down
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 126d
No, you'll be tagged as "other news, child of kamenlady"
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 126d
This is a Wendy’s.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
okay. now imagine the cringe butthole response so bad it hurts.
now imagine phantom cringe butthole so bad it hurts
WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT
mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 126d
Holy hell
To be completely honest with you I don't know how to deal with the non-phantom one, I just grit my teeth and ride it out (lol)
The Phantom Menace now rings so differently though
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 126d
mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 126d
You one upped it
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 126d
Is this from pirates of the caribbeans?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
Sure
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
oh you beautiful bastard this isn't 1999 anymore
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
Hahaha looks like one of the mods has trypophobia, I guess? Fair play, it was creeping me out too
dragnucs@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 126d
I tried it, a bit hard to do.
brillotti@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 126d
My friend and I are forever tainted by that exact memory.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 126d
Thank you for your service.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 113d
And their pal's!
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 126d
I think I want to do this. It probably feels weird
0ops@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 126d
Ight splay them toes here I come 🦶
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 5 pts · 126d
My husband just declined because "that looks broken". I am disappoint.
owsei@programming.dev · 5 pts · 126d
I have done this with my friend and accidentally to his boyfriend. They say it's traumatic, I found it hilarious
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 126d
You accidentally intertwined your toes with your friend's boyfriend's toes?
owsei@programming.dev · 9 pts · 126d
Well actually it was my fingers with his feet! We were playing a card game and my friend wanted to give me a card under the table. We where at opposite sides of the table, so I tried finding his hand down there and found a vaguely arm-like coarse-skinned thing and tried to grab the underside and slide towards my self to find the hand. Except it wasn't my friend's arm, in fact it wasn't my friend at all! It was his boyfriend's leg, realizing this and being a devilish creature I turned my hand and tried to grab his toes.
ftbd@feddit.org · 2 pts · 124d
Sounds like Durak?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
Seems like it'd feel good.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
I could nonverbally explain how much I don't want to do that. It might involve kicking.
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 124d
I absolutely want to do this
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
I've tried for years to get my youngest kid to do this with me. They refused sadly.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 126d
Welp, you've just found your partner!