Cheese is the only reason I have left to get out of bed in the morning. An ex once said my diet is like 90% cheese, and when I tried to refute that claim, I had difficulty making a case that I don't actually eat that much cheese. That was the day that I realized I may have a problem. But since nobody shames anyone for being a cheese-aholic, I'm not even going to attempt to quit.
So you walk up to the bar through the smoke and noise, preferably to “Rock You Like A Hurricane.” Then the hotties will turn to each other and say stuff like, “OMG Becky, a cheeseboy. Wanna make a grilled cheese if you know what I mean???” And other things of that matter.
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 87d
Cheese is the only reason I have left to get out of bed in the morning. An ex once said my diet is like 90% cheese, and when I tried to refute that claim, I had difficulty making a case that I don't actually eat that much cheese. That was the day that I realized I may have a problem. But since nobody shames anyone for being a cheese-aholic, I'm not even going to attempt to quit.
Also, I'm going to buy cheese later today.
morto@piefed.social · 22 pts · 87d
Do you happen to have a dog called Gromit?
Damage@feddit.it · 3 pts · 87d
Watch out for gout
SystemDisc@piefed.world · 2 pts · 87d
Cheese is one of the foods that increases your serotonin levels. It literally makes you happier.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 1 pts · 86d
Oh y-y-yeah, well I eat twice as much - no ten times as much - cheese as you! That's
180%900% cheesy!morto@piefed.social · 19 pts · 87d
Wait, the author is officially on mastodon? Nice!
Is there a way to follow from lemmy?
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 87d
I don't believe so. I think you might be able to do it from Mbin, but it's been ages since I've logged into an Mbin instance.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 87d
(Me watching the asteroid approach while chowing down on seven pounds of Parmesan)
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 87d
All women are fascinated by cheese. It's just a fact.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 87d
Walk into the club with a wheel of cheese. You’ll thank me later.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 87d
Oh you have a whole wheel? That's fascinating, what would you do with it? I'm so curious.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 87d
So you walk up to the bar through the smoke and noise, preferably to “Rock You Like A Hurricane.” Then the hotties will turn to each other and say stuff like, “OMG Becky, a cheeseboy. Wanna make a grilled cheese if you know what I mean???” And other things of that matter.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 87d
"OMG Becky, look at the WHEEL, it is so BIG"
From the acclaimed song "baby got brie"