Ballmaxxing is "electrifying, addictive, euphoric and transcendental" according to those pursuing bigger balls
https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-culture/ballmaxxing-electrifying-addictive-euphoric-transcendental-according-pursuing-bigger-balls
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28 Comments
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 47 pts · 97d
We're posting fox news links now?
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 23 pts · 97d
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 97d
Might as well just set up an rss feed lol
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d
it's assisting a bunch of assholes that are ruining the planet
luthis@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 97d
When is faux news not appropriate for this sub?
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 97d
Ballmaxxing
Looksmaxxing
Tokenmaxxing
Ok - I'm getting off the ride now, I'm tired
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 8 pts · 97d
I thought that was just Gattaca
JustTesting@lemmy.hogru.ch · 4 pts · 97d
They're maxmaxxing hard…
mPony@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
all of these words are utterly ridiculous and those who use them should be treated accordingly
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.
I'm maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.
Maxmaxxing, I call it.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 96d
Next will be the backlash-- minimaxxing.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 96d
Maybe next they'll start botoxing their scrotums. Then, necrosismaxxing!
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 97d
AC/DC - Big Balls (Official Audio)
Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 10 pts · 97d
There is a British comic strip called Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles. It is an absurd, immature joke about a man with ridiculously enormous spasmojesticles whose titanic sperm factories keep causing him trouble. It's fun when Star Trek predicts the future; when Viz does so, it makes me want to start liking alcohol.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 96d
like Bowie, I too am a Viz fan :),
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 96d
Why would you want bigger balls? They're already obnoxious enough at normal size.
Terrible design. The most pain sensitive part of your body. In front. In a sack of skin. In a natural pinch-point...
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 96d
If balls were in the back they'd be harder to guard, if they were less sensitive we'd care less about guarding them. Agree about making them bigger though.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 97d
just go volunteer to fight in Ukraine against the Russians.. Takes big balls
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 7 pts · 97d
But who’s got the biggest, balls of them all?
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 97d
Warning: insecurity detected
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 97d
Ew. Why?
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 7 pts · 97d
For more authentic John Wayne cosplay
preussischblau@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 97d
If you're even thinking of looking at the subreddit, don't. It's worse than you think it is.
celeste@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 97d
I guess injecting saline into yourself could be safer than breaking the bones in your face.
foenix@lemmy.radio · 4 pts · 97d
If these sketchy treatments are effective then they might sterilize themselves and solve two problems with one shot!
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 4 pts · 97d
https://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/health/tlc-man-132-pound-scrotum
I got big balls and I cannot lie All y’all others can’t deny When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist And there’s a big round thing in their face They get Concerned
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 97d
Wait til these people hear about mumps.
Gonna have a whole new antivax demo
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 97d
Some STIs would make one's balls swollen. Maybe they can try that!
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 96d
Elephantiasis.