"arirals are real and in the government files" was not on my 2026 bingo card (cc: @VoicesOfTheVoid)
"arirals are real and in the government files" was not on my 2026 bingo card (cc: )
"arirals are real and in the government files" was not on my 2026 bingo card (cc: @VoicesOfTheVoid)
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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 92d
So... someone with a cat ear headband and a buttplug with a tail on it?
Dearth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d
Wouldn't have passed a medical exam even in 1994 as non human
thornoroni@retro.pizza · 5 pts · 90d
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid It's not real since the only files from 1994 in the UFO dump were from Afghanistan and had a flat white background, but whoever did that edit still deserves applause because I didn't notice till I cross-referenced actual files and suuuper zoomed in to look at the paper grain lol
GroupNebula563@mastodon.social · 3 pts · 90d
@thornoroni @VoicesOfTheVoid aww :(
no arirals :(
thornoroni@retro.pizza · 3 pts · 90d
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid they're very real in our hearts and perhaps some people with 3D printers' pockets
GroupNebula563@mastodon.social · 2 pts · 90d
RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/116068825031038517
@thornoroni @VoicesOfTheVoid i dunno what you're talking about they're totally real
thornoroni@retro.pizza · 2 pts · 90d
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid it is oddly similar to the UFO sighting reported.... hmmm..... :blobfoxnerd:
GroupNebula563@mastodon.social · 2 pts · 90d
@thornoroni @VoicesOfTheVoid to be fair i got the image *from* the VOTV discord :P
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 92d
Ok, detained then released?
This sounds like so much FUD
mayonnaizze.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy · 3 pts · 92d
ARIREAL!!!!!
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 90d
Did the US Government just admit they're hiding cat girls from us?? This is the worst thing they've ever done
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 90d
Cat woman with no body hair? So it was a Sphynx lady? 🤔
MamaLake@beige.party · 3 pts · 92d
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I'm here for this encounter
MamaLake@beige.party · 6 pts · 92d
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid what was she wearing? Where did they drop her off? I have so many questions.
MamaLake@beige.party · 3 pts · 91d
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid so, I've been thinking of this all day. I got out my measuring tape and measured 78 cm, this is a substantial tail!! But then I realized that this is fake, simply because people in Nevada would never measure in cm first, first they would measure in football fields or baseballs.
jackemled@furry.engineer · 2 pts · 90d
@MamaLake @GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid The American government would never consider the possibility of using metric for anything. This is definitely not real.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 92d
Thorough. 😶
HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 89d
I get so much ribbing for my speech patterns but see earth is used as an adjetive all the time. earth years. earth food. earth ripeness.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 92d
beanosos.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy · 2 pts · 90d
I volunteer as ambassador :3
mikelovesbikes@hear-me.social · 2 pts · 90d
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I have good news for you @LunaDragofelis
noisytoot@berkeley.edu.pl · 2 pts · 90d
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @VoicesOfTheVoid@indie-ver.se I don't think this is real. I OCR'd all the PDFs and tried to find this with
pdfgrepbut couldn't.GroupNebula563@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 90d
@noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid it might not be, but where’s the fun in that :P
Arpie4Math@mathstodon.xyz · 1 pts · 90d
@GroupNebula563 @noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid
I'm recalling this fits the vibe of CSI, Season 4, Episode 5, "Fur and Loathing" with the gotcha line: "I thought it was a coyote"
This whole report could have been triggered by mixing Hello Kitty branded wine and prescription medications.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0534691/