Had to/got to upgrade my machete today

It had served me well for the last 2 years. I accidentally hit a rock on the backswing and it broke into 3 pieces. It was probably weakened by exposure to the elements, aggressive sharpening, and being low quality to begin with. The new one is much much better

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cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 121d (3 replies)

🤔 is this... dull? 🦋

Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk · 14 pts · 121d (1 reply)

aggressive sharpening

Sure doesn’t hope so

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 121d

"it's still sharp"

thearpist123@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 121d

Oh jeez, I should've considered that before posting, I can hear mod sirens in the distance 😰

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 120d (1 reply)

The all important decision tree:

Buy cheap tool -> if it breaks -> buy good tool

MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 120d

Two exceptions only, if there is a significant safety threat on breakage, or if the market is saturated with 'segmentation' to the point there's 10 or more choices, start with the second cheapest one.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 121d (3 replies)

Machetes are banned here now due to kids using them to Pokemon battle in malls. Glad you’re still getting to enjoy hacking foliage.

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 121d

wat

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 120d (1 reply)

Over here same thing they were banned because kids would make roadblocks and attack commuters

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 120d

As a commuter, we probably had it coming.

Sergio@piefed.social · 10 pts · 121d (2 replies)

Where I grew up in Central America, machetes were pretty commonly worn/used out in the countryside. AFAIK they were always shaped like your new one. FWIW Home Depot calls your old one a "Shearing Knife" and a "Christmas Tree Knife". idk why.

Davel23@fedia.io · 9 pts · 121d (1 reply)

I think they're used to shape trees into the traditional Christmas tree cone, hence the name.

Sergio@piefed.social · 4 pts · 121d

Oh, that makes sense.... I wonder if that's why yours broke? Maybe it was designed for thin branches and pines, and you were using it for something else?

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 121d (1 reply)

I was very disappointed when I bought a machete and discovered that I could not just slice through hanging vines like a jungle explorer from the movies. (Hitting a loose, thick vine with a machete just pushes it rather than cutting it.)

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 121d

That's why they always hack 4-5x in the movies to cut their way through the vines. Or pull on them with the left hand to add tension, then cut with the right.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 121d

are you sure it wasn't stepped on by some evil demi-god

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 121d

something tells me that the new one will break MUCH sooner than the older one

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 120d

I have this beast. It's like a sword shaped axe!

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