Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you're like me.
I knew a guy who kept a flask of whisky on him and would sip on it through the day while working at a hotel customer service/booking phone line. His revenue numbers were fine.
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turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 53 pts · 85d
Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you're like me.
I_Love_Emo_Girls@fedinsfw.app · 15 pts · 85d
Keep up the good work in rehab, you got this!
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 85d
I was the WRONG person to share this info with
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 85d
Doesn’t really fool anyone.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 85d
"No, honestly, it's my chewing gum Wrigley’s beermint."
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 85d
Ka$h Money is that you?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d
Hegseth maybe?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 85d
Couldn't be. He's a PBR and beating the wife and children before going to work kind of guy.
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 85d
I knew a guy who kept a flask of whisky on him and would sip on it through the day while working at a hotel customer service/booking phone line. His revenue numbers were fine.
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 84d
And if you take acid before work be warned miniature dragons will show themselves in your computer screen.
Holy shit. I just realised something from that day.
I was in a call centre on the phones.
Fuck what did i say to people???
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 84d
"Tuesday is coming. May i take your coat?"
which was strange because i was calling my doctor
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 84d
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 85d
Unfortunately, they do not. They just yell at you for sleeping at your desk and threaten to take away your bathroom privileges.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d
Last job that took away my bathroom privilege, I took away their office potted plants privilege
ceenote@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 85d
They might even tell you to leave early.
sanbdra@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 85d
HR departments hate this one simple trick: turning Monday into a speedrun.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 85d
Lies