Is this a crime?

A crime against Laura Scudders and her natural peanut butter? Or is it just delicious?

Also, it's not really cooking, so delete if necessary, mods.

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30 Comments

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 83d

Parks and Rec Straight to Jail meme gif

SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 83d (1 reply)

You know it's not cooking, you can delete it yourself.

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 82d

yeah thats the real crime here

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Yes, it is.

I think there's a community for food crimes.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 82d

I checked but it appeared to be commercial products like Doritos Milk. Not bastardizations like mine. Next time I'm going to try a fresh raspberry.

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 83d

That looks like you pooped on the cookie. Just a squirt.

sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 82d

What if I froze a reeses buttercup, ate the chocolate around it, twisted apart a an Oreo, and made magic happen

Bubs@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 82d (3 replies)

Yes, yes it is a crime.

I would say that just the cookies and peanut butter would be a pretty good idea. Keeping the sugary creme filling is what makes it a crime.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 82d (2 replies)

The creme works with the salty unsweetened peanut butter for me.

rainwall@piefed.social · 2 pts · 82d (1 reply)

Sugar works with most things.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 82d

Tru

MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 82d

Not a crime, as long as that is peanut butter

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 82d

Sentence is 15 minutes in iso-cubes and 10 hail Reese's

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 82d (1 reply)

It would be so much better with not-all-natural pb though. It would stay in place without squishing out, it would taste better, and you’re already going all in on sugar and hydrogenated oil. Mmm.. skippy..

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 82d

You know, I also tried raspberry jam, and I'm not one of those "it's too sweet" people but it was too sweet. I feel like the plain saltiness of the natural peanut butter worked best with the sweet Oreo goo. I love Skippy but maybe not here. Still, you go ahead!

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 4 pts · 82d

More than one thing can be true

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 82d

They literally have Reese's Oreos right now. If anything, the actual promo flavor is the crime since Reese's peanutbutter is barely even peanutbutter.

viral.vegabond@piefed.social · 4 pts · 82d

Even without the peanut butter it's a crime. Lol

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 82d

I'm down.

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 82d (1 reply)

Looks like cooking to me.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 82d

I don't see any fire

Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 82d

It’s how I used to consume my decarbed buds

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d (2 replies)

Ummm, you poop on an Oreo?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 83d (1 reply)

If your poop looks like this, you need to eat more fiber.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 82d

You mean that Oreos don't contain fiber? 🤔

yenahmik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d

This is genius

barkingspiders@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 82d

Looks like an upgrade to me

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 82d

This is a hate crime.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 77d

I'd eat it.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 82d

Yes, Oreos are trash!