Rule 4 says shitposts are allowed, right?

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dhork@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Nothing shitty about this post, it's just stone cold facts.

Holomew@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

These facts are as hard and unwelcoming as his receivers' hands.

wjrii@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Guess the dude finally regressed to the mean.

Bobert@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Who could have predicted this!?

SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com · 1 pts · 3y

Oh fuck yes are we doing that here too? Let me get my stats book….

vita_man@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (12 replies)

Haha. Mahomes actually played a pretty good game. The biggest issue was that there were quite a few dropped passes by his WRs, one of which resulted in a pick-6. While playing without their No.2 and No.3 best players, Chiefs only lost by 1 point. Not great, but not bad.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 3y (11 replies)

Yeah he actually played well. But at the same time, I'm a Broncos fan, so fuck him!

CandyPants@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Well get ready..... cause that man's gonna hand you two more Ls this year.

And you deserve this. I've been a Chiefs fan since the 90s. I watched John Elway and Peyton Manning smash us year after year. It's your turn!

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Nah man, you're 15-0 against us since Peyton left. I think it's no longer our turn.

But yeah... you're probably gonna kick our asses again.

CandyPants@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Funny thing is.... I actually like Broncos fans. You guys had one of the best subs on that other site. I kind of miss the rivalry.

But nah.... I need like 20-0 before I'm good. I watched you all win 3 Superbowls AND take Neil Smith! Everybody hates the Raiders, but the raiders have had one good year since I've been a fan. The Broncos though? You guys used to always kick our asses.

SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

As a new (2016 convert) Chiefs fan, I will not settle for anything less than MaHomes career remaining undefeated against the Broncos.

And nobody better touch that monkey paw…

CandyPants@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 3y

Lol why would you curse Mahomes like that? That's just begging for him to break his leg or something.

vita_man@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (4 replies)

I'm from DC, so I'm technically a Commanders fan, but the Chiefs have been a lot more fun to root for the past few years. That said, I'm cautiously optimistic about the Commanders maybe getting into the playoffs this year.

SCB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'm a huge Bengals fan, and Mahomes knocked us out last year, but watching that dude play football is like watching an artist paint. He's so damn fun to watch

SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com · 2 pts · 3y

Chiefs fan - I wish my wife looked at me the way she looks at Joe Burrow. ❤️

Good luck this year - I love the Bengals fans from the old site. Chiefs v Bengals were some of the best games to watch!

SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

As a Chiefs fan, I would like to formally thank you for taking Eric Bienenmy off our hands!

vita_man@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

You're welcome! I think he's a huge upgrade for the Commanders offense

RobMyBot@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y

This is hilarious, but also, I have Mahomes in fantasy, so part of me is sad

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y

Mahomes looks like someone grabbed his nuggies.

dishpanman@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y

If the season ended today KC would have the number one draft pick. Mahomes sucks! /s

Iamdanno@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

That game may get Chris Jones paid.

SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com · 2 pts · 3y

Can he play wide receiver?

thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

The friend who drafted him out from under me isn't laughing quite so loud now!

conciselyverbose@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Jared Goff, best QB in the NFC.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Is the picture shopped a little or is that really what helmets look like these days? Imagine the shape of his head if that weren't all padding.

solidgrue@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Clearly you have never seen the Manning brothers without their helmets on

dhork@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
quirzle@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Scrub.

lordxakio@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

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