Depends on if you are going to commit a crime or not. I don't think they can ask defendants to moon the jury to see if that is the ass that committed a crime or not.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 2 pts · 101d (2 replies)

In that case, witnesses would be presented with a lineup of various suspect asses.

YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Better hope you don't have any moles or anything identifiable on your ass, or if you do maybe get it removed after the crime to throw off any witnesses.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 100d

Sometimes I think you are all suspect asses.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 101d

This is just a hospital gown for ghosts.

JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d

Hah, nice try, alien trying to pass as a human.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 101d

Obviously the second option.
How would he ever get dat ass into the pants? Be realistic, OP

pyre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 100d

why is it standing like a US president

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 101d

Only wear a pant on the human through one leg and arm. Worn on the left side of the human if right handed or on the right side of the human if wrong handed. This is for comfort reason when grabbing the genitals to excrete waste.

voldage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 101d

Why would humans wear pants? They already have hair. I know it's just a joke, but it just doesn't pass the bar of the minimal suspension of disbelief necessary to actually enjoy the humor.

fish, though

Aarrodri@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d

Lol.. Clever joke

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d (2 replies)

It depends on the situation.

Tiral@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Is the second one formal?

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d

Video conference mode

deadymouse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d

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samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 101d

Neither. Pants are worn on the head.