oppenrulemer

277 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world

30 Comments

gegil@sopuli.xyz · 34 pts · 110d (14 replies)

Putting things into penis sounds like a cool idea to try, but i personally not comfortable with it yet.

EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 110d (1 reply)

Sounds. Heh.

notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 110d

Iykyk

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 110d (8 replies)

I cannot imagine why would anyone do this voluntarily. Is this how straight dudes feel about taking it in the ass?

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 110d (2 replies)

FFS, just get a butt plug. It's not gay, and feels good.

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 110d

Butt plug into urethra? 😬

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 110d

imo it sucks and I don't get the appeal at all

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 110d (2 replies)

I am a bi dude, some kind of something is up my butt fairly regularly, and I still literally physically cringe and shrivel at the idea of urethra insertion.

Just... no. No n o n o no no.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 106d (1 reply)

It's the difference between chugging with your mouth, and chugging through your nose.
Sure you can probably nose-chug without problems, but i'm not fucking trying it.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 106d

I like this analogy.

I used to be a smoker.

... have been drunk/stupid enough to 'take a drag' via a nostril.

Do not recommend.

gegil@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 110d

Straight guys will avoid every fun and cool thing just because "its gay".

DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 109d

I mean BDSM is a thing

PillBugTheGreat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 110d (1 reply)

Start with a smaller gauge, take it slow, sanitize, don't lose the object using, preferable, an overlong insertion or flared base.

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 110d

don’t lose the object

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 110d

Sounds sketchy

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 110d (1 reply)

Oh dear Christ I sincerely hope they’re being sanitary about it. UTIs are no joke and can quickly become antibiotic-resistant.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 109d

Phrasing is kind of weird, the problem e coli strains and the other usual suspects are just already resistant.

The idea that you're training a resistant strain within in a single individual is dangerously widespread though.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 109d (6 replies)

is there anything exciting about putting stuff in ur urethra or is that just a scare people type thing?

cuz... i cant imagine that being exciting (yet)

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 109d

there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a large glass cabinet display of urethral vibrators, this was circa 2008 I think.

The lemon drizzle cake was very nice

KernelTale@programming.dev · 3 pts · 109d

Yes, ::: spoiler NSFW personal description it's another source of pleasure like (AMAB) anal and estrogen driven breast stimulation. Not exactly a way to finish but definitely arousing (disclaimer: at least in my case) :::

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d (1 reply)

I had to get a catheter put in while I was awake once, and yeah it feels really good. Unless your urethra is swollen and in pain, in that case it's brutal agony. Unfortunately the majority of my time being catheterized while awake is the latter.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 108d

ohgosh.....

i too have had some like - tests done where they had to insert something and i was just like - so scared it was crazy scary... and painful and stuff... even tho they put some anti-pain stuff in there before actually going in....... it was bad. wowie.

i genuinely, still have pain from the parts where they had problems "pushing through".... awful. so iguess thats why i cant see it being fun.

but hey, thank u for sharing ur experience! <3 thats very nice of u.

stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 109d

Gotta try it maybe

Fontasia@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 108d

I know it as Sounding, if you're brave enough there will be a community somewhere

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 109d

I too am familiar with this device, though definitely not as adventurous.

Jhex@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 110d (1 reply)

lol don't flatter yourself pen designer

qarbone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 109d

Someone being freaky with an instrument in the same category as something I made is the same as seeing the first nuke annihilate the landscape.

A truth nuke.

bunnyBoy@pawb.social · 7 pts · 109d

I own a Huion tablet. I have an identical version of that pen on my desk right now. It would take a VERY talented urethra to fit even the first half inch of that thing inside it

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 108d

i have the same pen. its meh.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d