TIL - painful but you get to continue living

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20 Comments

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 74 pts · 110d (1 reply)

You know what?? Here! Go fuck yourself!

fonix232@fedia.io · 23 pts · 110d

*Take this and go fuck yourself.

prex@aussie.zone · 47 pts · 110d (2 replies)

BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 110d (1 reply)

This has been de-fingered

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 110d

I always look for the finger. I feel robbed.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 36 pts · 110d (5 replies)

Detachable Penis covered by "They Might be Argonauts"

orlyowl@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 110d (4 replies)

I haven't thought of that song (or King Missile in general) in a long darn time.

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 110d (3 replies)

My mp3 very clearly says that song is by primus

orlyowl@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 110d (2 replies)

I didn't realize they had covered it but I bet it's a hoot. I'll have to see if I can find it.

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 110d (1 reply)

Sorry I was trying to make a joke. For years I really did think it was primus but it's just that whoever put it on likewise limewire mislabeled it.

orlyowl@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 110d

In that case I'm sorry for not getting it! :)

blx@piefed.zip · 24 pts · 110d

The only logical step after unsolicited dickpics

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 110d

"fuck it, you do it"

BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 109d

So does it grow back or is it a 'one and done' type thing?

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 109d (2 replies)

"painful but you get to continue living"

Why bother?

janus2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 109d (1 reply)

can still play vidya games without dong

bender223@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 108d

Depends on the game, I suppose 🤔

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 110d

Same

bender223@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 108d

toxic feminity 😭

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 109d

So what I'm hearing is that octopus bros need more lady octopusses that are service dommes, as opposed to ravenous pillow princesses.