Yes, I have a daughter. No shotgun or alibi though.

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9 Comments

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 42 pts · 110d

You didn't have to sell me on it that hard, daddy.

Technus@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 110d

"Why don't we just skip the middleman and I fuck you instead?"

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 110d

“Why don’t I have grandkids?”

MrMobius@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 110d (2 replies)

Best way to cringe your daughter's boyfriend out of having sex with her in my opinion

ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 110d

"Is that why she's an only child? Because having sex with your wife is like having sex with half your daughter?"

It's a weird line of reasoning that doesn't actually make any sense.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 110d

I’ll do it while looking right into his eyes out of pure spite.

Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 110d (1 reply)

Yikes. I thought we finally grew out of the "toxic overbearing father" trope.

Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 110d

It's a trope because these people exist.

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 110d

Jokes on you, pops.