c/comicstrips · by FelixCress@lemmy.world · 110dYes, I have a daughter. No shotgun or alibi though. 126 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 42 pts · 110d
You didn't have to sell me on it that hard, daddy.
Technus@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 110d
"Why don't we just skip the middleman and I fuck you instead?"
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 110d
“Why don’t I have grandkids?”
MrMobius@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 110d
Best way to cringe your daughter's boyfriend out of having sex with her in my opinion
ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 110d
"Is that why she's an only child? Because having sex with your wife is like having sex with half your daughter?"
It's a weird line of reasoning that doesn't actually make any sense.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 110d
I’ll do it while looking right into his eyes out of pure spite.
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 110d
Yikes. I thought we finally grew out of the "toxic overbearing father" trope.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 110d
It's a trope because these people exist.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 110d
Jokes on you, pops.