::: spoiler Alt text Screenshot of a Tumblr post by iamoutofideas, everything is in all caps:
Fertility rate in Canada drops to 0%
Justin Trudeau announced his plan yesterday to drain cock juice from every Canadian resident as part of an initiative to become the worlds first asexual country, stating that "the splooge was #cancelled". By that night the pumping was already underway.
"We're all outta cum dude" says a frail Toronto resident
[smaller, not in all caps] Source: cbc.ca :::
11 Comments
akwd169@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 127d
Its true. Im from Canada, near Toronto. This happened
fourtonetiger@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 126d
sad. 😔
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 126d
I'm in Ottawa so JT himself did the deed on me 😢
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 127d
This is so tragic, the cum harvesting has spread out of China and into Canada.
iocase@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 126d
😫😫 my dick still hurts from this. Thanks Trudeau! 😫😫
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 126d
if non-residents are exempt, thats one way to promote an influx of inbound travelers :3c
either that or this happens (also nsfw!)
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 126d
chloe! heyhi dear chloe ~
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 126d
hello maria!! :3 🧡
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 125d
'S a boner
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 125d
is this why Alberta wanted to gtfo ?
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d
Was totally fine, tbh, would get squeezed again.