Also (to the comment in the meme) you wouldn’t grant Jesus a little bj as relief as he’s drinking the cup of sin and being tortured to death for all humankind?
What kind of an asshole are you?
(Edit: humankind, mankind has caused enough trouble as it is)
21 Comments
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 74 pts · 98d
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 9 pts · 97d
Right on, daddy
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 39 pts · 97d
Fedi-bitch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 97d
Forester@pawb.social · 22 pts · 98d
Normie christians : Jesus died for our sins
Based Christians : Jesus died on the cross so that this man's horniness could be forgiven also your sins
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 10 pts · 97d
Jesus died on the cross to get you off you're welcome
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 97d
I’m personally there for the resurrection sex. That’s gotta be like morning sex but waaaayyyyy better.
FishFace@piefed.social · 12 pts · 97d
In the medieval period there were nuns who were seriously into Jesus...
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 97d
Toxic Yaoi between Lucifer and God 🤤🥵
GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 97d
I'd read that.
Fedi-bitch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 97d
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 8 pts · 97d
Also (to the comment in the meme) you wouldn’t grant Jesus a little bj as relief as he’s drinking the cup of sin and being tortured to death for all humankind?
What kind of an asshole are you?
(Edit: humankind, mankind has caused enough trouble as it is)
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 7 pts · 97d
Oh, he is risen…(sensual saxophone playing)
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 5 pts · 98d
And then there’s the fans of Quills
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 97d
Did she voice that meme?
CandleTiger@programming.dev · 5 pts · 97d
That statue is St Patrick though not Jesus
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 97d
he'd be scared of that person too
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 1 pts · 97d
There’s a number for that…
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 97d
Cue obligatory Christian Woman by Type O Negative.
psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 97d
I think you're looking for the word "cue" my friend!
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 96d
Fair enough.
read_desert@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 95d
I once masturbated to Jesus on the cross. I did it outside at a Catholic retreat on a Marian Grotto trail. I was a weird kid.