Sucking Jesus' dick rule

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21 Comments

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 74 pts · 98d (1 reply)

he'll yeah

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 9 pts · 97d

Right on, daddy

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 39 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Fedi-bitch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 97d
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Forester@pawb.social · 22 pts · 98d (1 reply)

Normie christians : Jesus died for our sins

Based Christians : Jesus died on the cross so that this man's horniness could be forgiven also your sins

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 10 pts · 97d

Jesus died on the cross to get you off you're welcome

Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 97d

I’m personally there for the resurrection sex. That’s gotta be like morning sex but waaaayyyyy better.

FishFace@piefed.social · 12 pts · 97d (2 replies)

In the medieval period there were nuns who were seriously into Jesus...

decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Toxic Yaoi between Lucifer and God 🤤🥵

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 97d

I'd read that.

Fedi-bitch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 97d

altr

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 8 pts · 97d

Also (to the comment in the meme) you wouldn’t grant Jesus a little bj as relief as he’s drinking the cup of sin and being tortured to death for all humankind?

What kind of an asshole are you?

(Edit: humankind, mankind has caused enough trouble as it is)

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 7 pts · 97d

Oh, he is risen…(sensual saxophone playing)

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 5 pts · 98d (1 reply)

And then there’s the fans of Quills

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 97d

Did she voice that meme?

CandleTiger@programming.dev · 5 pts · 97d (2 replies)

That statue is St Patrick though not Jesus

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 97d

he'd be scared of that person too

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 1 pts · 97d

There’s a number for that…

Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 97d (2 replies)

Cue obligatory Christian Woman by Type O Negative.

psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 97d (1 reply)

I think you're looking for the word "cue" my friend!

Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 96d

Fair enough.

read_desert@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 95d

I once masturbated to Jesus on the cross. I did it outside at a Catholic retreat on a Marian Grotto trail. I was a weird kid.