Lol .... city and multiple traffic tickets to families ... "You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed"
Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws ... your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.
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rmuk@feddit.uk · 101 pts · 94d
Source: xkcd
Aneb@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 93d
He never misses
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 44 pts · 94d
So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 36 pts · 94d
If you're a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 94d
orhtej2@eviltoast.org · 25 pts · 94d
Aneb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 93d
This infograph is very compelling
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 94d
Lol .... city and multiple traffic tickets to families ... "You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 93d
Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 93d
Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws ... your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 94d
What about "grinded"? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 94d
Lol. Grinded
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d
Brown chicken brown cow
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d
"It's PEOPLE!"
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 94d
Nice roast
ccunning@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 94d
…and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩
gnutrino@programming.dev · 6 pts · 94d
Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn't actually burn very well.
lime@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 94d
gotta jerk'em first, get those fluids out
ccunning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d
That’s why you gotta let the fuel dry out in the sun first
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 93d
Someone go post this in FuckCars
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 93d
Do they fuck cars there?
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 93d
I’m sure some of them would secretly like to
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 94d
triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!
Eresea@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 93d
Cremation is the future
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 3 pts · 94d
life is a detour to death
Greg@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 94d
Now put them in a singularity
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 93d
Or...
Spaceships for everybody?
Plenty space in space.
Expanding faster than we could fill it.
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need ''roads''." -- E.Brown.
"The only way is up!" -- Yazz.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d
ive been patiently waiting for starfield in real life 😃
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d
We're mostly water.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d
Look at all the space for mid rise, mixed use, residential!
byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 93d
How about the water you need to make people grow from the ash?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 94d
Theres good eating on one of those drivers
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 1 pts · 94d
Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d
Yeah but how do they look up Tom's butthole?
schema@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -6 pts · 94d
Haha what if we just killed everyone is some fascist bullshit if you ask me OP
binux@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 93d
You got me, I'm actually Walt Disney's frozen head on a burner account
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 93d
You new to jokes?