The ultimate commuting strategy

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rmuk@feddit.uk · 101 pts · 94d (1 reply)
Aneb@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 93d

He never misses

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 44 pts · 94d

So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 36 pts · 94d (1 reply)

If you're a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 94d

orhtej2@eviltoast.org · 25 pts · 94d (1 reply)

Bats

Aneb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 93d

This infograph is very compelling

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 94d (2 replies)

Lol .... city and multiple traffic tickets to families ... "You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed"

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 93d

Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws ... your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 94d (3 replies)

What about "grinded"? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 94d (1 reply)

Lol. Grinded

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d

Brown chicken brown cow

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d

"It's PEOPLE!"

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 94d

Nice roast

ccunning@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 94d (3 replies)

…and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩

gnutrino@programming.dev · 6 pts · 94d (2 replies)

Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn't actually burn very well.

lime@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 94d

gotta jerk'em first, get those fluids out

ccunning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d

That’s why you gotta let the fuel dry out in the sun first

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 93d (2 replies)

Someone go post this in FuckCars

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Do they fuck cars there?

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 93d

I’m sure some of them would secretly like to

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 94d

triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

Eresea@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 93d

Cremation is the future

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 3 pts · 94d

life is a detour to death

Greg@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 94d

Now put them in a singularity

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Or...

Spaceships for everybody?

Plenty space in space.

Expanding faster than we could fill it.

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need ''roads''." -- E.Brown.

"The only way is up!" -- Yazz.

BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d

ive been patiently waiting for starfield in real life 😃

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d

We're mostly water.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d

Look at all the space for mid rise, mixed use, residential!

byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 93d

How about the water you need to make people grow from the ash?

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 94d

Theres good eating on one of those drivers

BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 1 pts · 94d

Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d

Yeah but how do they look up Tom's butthole?

schema@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d
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manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -6 pts · 94d (2 replies)

Haha what if we just killed everyone is some fascist bullshit if you ask me OP

binux@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 93d

You got me, I'm actually Walt Disney's frozen head on a burner account

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 93d

You new to jokes?