c/canada · by theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 87dCarney announces environment to be eliminated as cost-cutting measure https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/carney-announces-environment-to-be-eliminated-as-cost-cutting-measure/162 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
kbal@fedia.io · 45 pts · 87d
That seems like a bad idea. Without the environment, where will we dump all our industrial waste?
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 87d
We dump industrial waste outside the environment.
iamthetot@piefed.ca · 14 pts · 87d
In another environment.
albbi@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 87d
No it’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It's been towed beyond the environment.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 87d
Easy, where poor people live! What are they going to do, sue us? /s
limonfiesta@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 87d
Finally.
I've long advocated for Canada being turned into a long-term parking lot for America.
Dreams do come true...as long as your dreams are related to dystopian hellscape advocacy.
lime@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 87d
alberta
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 87d
Not even satire
Subscript5676@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 87d
Satire writes themselves these days.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 84d
Who needs ecology when we've got economy?