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c/onehundredninetysix · by Misfitjacsy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 130d

You rule, so make it...

Hi, new person here (they/them)

I haven't been a person for very long at all, really...

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14 Comments

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 130d (2 replies)

Aunt

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 130d

I ordered one for mine.

call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 130d
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sydd@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 130d (1 reply)

But there's not a cursive o there, it just says Cunt it or maybe Aunt.

Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 130d

Nah it clearly says to make it Cunt ✨️

Foxfire@pawb.social · 14 pts · 130d (1 reply)

"Aunt" aside, this feels a lot more existential than motivational. I wonder if they have any other hand embellished furnishings like:

  • Your days are numbered, and you just lost one more.
  • It's over, you can't change yesterday; you never could.
  • You're one day closer to finding out if you regret how you lived.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 129d

“You just wasted several precious seconds of your short, fleeting life by reading this stupid sign.”

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 129d

That's pretty cunty. I love it

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 5 pts · 129d

This is way more inspiring than it would've been if it had just said "count". And hello, new person, welcome to the fediverse :3

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 129d

Serving cunt.

yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 129d

Hello, congratulations for recently becoming a person!

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 129d

Hi new person, I'm dad

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d (1 reply)

AND its Hand Embellished?!¿ Sign me up!

M137@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 129d

Grab the day by the cunt and embellish it!

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 129d

This cunt is for days and you will never have this