Leider sind manche Fackeln falsch platziert, weswegen die Beschwörung schief gehen wird. Ich erwarte, dass ein Seemonster biblischen Ausmaßes aus dem Todesreich in unsere Astralebene schwebt. (Jetzt habe ich nochmal ausgependelt und mein Ouija Board hat plötzlich gezuckt. In Verbindung mit der Jupiter-Konjunktion schließe ich, dass es wohl ein Seedrache werden wird.)
"Some experts will now throw their hands up in horror again and shout: That's not possible! Let nature take its course!" explains whale influencer Nico Wanneborg as he stands in a pentagram carved into the sand on the beach of Anholt. "But we don't care. We are firmly convinced that we have to go through with it now. May Satan guide our hands and sharpen our minds!" He briefly pulls the hood of his blood-red robe from his head and looks around searchingly. "Susanne! Susanne? Ah, there you are. Did you get the chicken blood? And is Werner here with the dolphin innards? Great! Then we can now start carving tridents into our skin with the ebony stakes. Hang in there, Timmy! We will bring you back from the realm of the dead!"
Wtf? Even Randian af Anton Lavey, in his Satanic Bible, specifically said he doesn't (didn't? Idk if he's alive or not) advocate for harming animals. Maybe they're getting it from a container of chicken livers (yes, I realize the animal was already harmed).
But what's true is that there was a humpback whale who stranded again and again at the Baltic sea coast, where salt content is actually too low for them. Then after like 3 or 4 weeks some 'whale savers' got the near dead animal into a basin that they towed to Northern sea, from where it could swim to the Atlantic.
It's cadaver washed ashore some day after.
Now Postillon is making fun of this bunch of whackos who were actually doing no good to the whale
I remember Timmy and that he died after a bunch of money and effort was spent to save him. I just wasn't aware this was satire and am guilty of not translating all the way through. Also there are good Satanists I would suppose, but there are a lot of mentally imbalanced people who are also sociopaths, so...
Thanks for taking time to explain. I appreciate it.
So you did read the whole article and the only thing that sounded strange to you was that the people were using the wrong kind of blood to resurrect a dead whale with a satanic ritual? :D
12 Comments
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 124d
Können ja einfach nen neuen kaufen und heimlich austauschen. Bei Goldfischen macht man das doch auch so?
MattR@feddit.org · 3 pts · 124d
Leider sind manche Fackeln falsch platziert, weswegen die Beschwörung schief gehen wird. Ich erwarte, dass ein Seemonster biblischen Ausmaßes aus dem Todesreich in unsere Astralebene schwebt. (Jetzt habe ich nochmal ausgependelt und mein Ouija Board hat plötzlich gezuckt. In Verbindung mit der Jupiter-Konjunktion schließe ich, dass es wohl ein Seedrache werden wird.)
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 123d
Findus_Falke@feddit.org · 2 pts · 123d
So etwa? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNtw_Tc1Jc
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 124d
Aber wer bezahlt für das alles??
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 124d
Wtf? Even Randian af Anton Lavey, in his Satanic Bible, specifically said he doesn't (didn't? Idk if he's alive or not) advocate for harming animals. Maybe they're getting it from a container of chicken livers (yes, I realize the animal was already harmed).
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 124d
Not sure if you're aware, Postillon is like the German Onion
Maeve@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 124d
I was not! Thank goodness
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 124d
But what's true is that there was a humpback whale who stranded again and again at the Baltic sea coast, where salt content is actually too low for them. Then after like 3 or 4 weeks some 'whale savers' got the near dead animal into a basin that they towed to Northern sea, from where it could swim to the Atlantic. It's cadaver washed ashore some day after.
Now Postillon is making fun of this bunch of whackos who were actually doing no good to the whale
Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 124d
I remember Timmy and that he died after a bunch of money and effort was spent to save him. I just wasn't aware this was satire and am guilty of not translating all the way through. Also there are good Satanists I would suppose, but there are a lot of mentally imbalanced people who are also sociopaths, so...
Thanks for taking time to explain. I appreciate it.
nahostdeutschland@feddit.org · 1 pts · 123d
So you did read the whole article and the only thing that sounded strange to you was that the people were using the wrong kind of blood to resurrect a dead whale with a satanic ritual? :D
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 123d
About as much as you read my other comment before replying. 😉