Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye 😂 I don't think it's pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn't pink or red, just swollen.
Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol
They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol
I can laugh about it now, because it's wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection
If I could get it removed, you best believe I'll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I'll leave around in places and when partner finds it I'll say
Have had some tears going while watching clips of the last episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. I went to a taping of it back in 2018 and had an absolute blast. Can't for the life of me remember who was being interviewed but remember Stephen being so amazingly warm and kind to the audience pre taping.
I went to a place called Rattle n Hum afterwards and had to fake having fireball for the first time.
So do I. Major nostalgia thing for me - my grandfather was a member for years, so a Lions Club fruit cake was my grandmother’s contribution to the season.
I got one for Christmas in 2025, and have just cracked it open. My god, so much cake. Please, take some
I am strongly in favour of the school that requires the fruit for a cake to be soaked in strong tea rather than in rum or brandy. I will, however, soak the fruit for a plum pudding in rum/brandy. Cake is different.
The man brought home these ugly cake plates. I'm gonna eat lamingtons and Vegemite sandwiches off them while reading Possum Magic. Not today. Today is beer day.
Back on the bike to work today. It has been a while and gotten so much colder since last ride so I'm using public transport whilst it's still free. If I don't get back on the bike now I won't until Spring.
Nope. Saw it for myself on a trip to Zimbabwe. The tour guide bloke had a bucket of water with a hole in it - suspended a toothpick that rotated clockwise when north of the equator as the water ran out. We then walked 50 metres to south of the equator and repeated the bucket/toothpick bit. Spun anti-clockwise. Physics is wonderful but sensitive to location on the globe's surface. I am not responsible for the devil's presence/absence - physics is fundamental. I also stir sauces anti-clockwise against the advice in my great-grandmother's handwritten cookbook from approx 1880. The sauces taste just fine. Bite me.
EDIT: I think it's called the Coriolis Effect. Presumably works on devils too.
87 Comments
StudChud@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 95d
Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye 😂 I don't think it's pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn't pink or red, just swollen.
Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol
melbaboutown@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
::: spoiler spoiler
:::
StudChud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
😂😂😂
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
that is seriously the most potent fart in history
good luck with blood test 🤞
StudChud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
They never wiped their arse properly so 🤷♀️
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Did he do that after watching Knocked Up, or had he not seen Knocked Up to be warned of what would happen?
StudChud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol
I can laugh about it now, because it's wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Amputation is obviously required. You are probably now short enough to refrigerate.
StudChud@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
If I could get it removed, you best believe I'll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I'll leave around in places and when partner finds it I'll say
::: spoiler "I'm always watching"
:::
Catfish@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
It's like a bingo barrel.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
easy, just put cup over the eye!
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 96d
Mornin', YarraByte!
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 95d
I have been blessed by the generosity of Samoan ladies. They gave me a flower and a pocket full of lollies
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
aww 💖
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 95d
For what I am about to receive, I am truly thankful
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
Woke up early. Taking advantage of new job flexibility to head into work early to finish early! Bring on the weekend at 2pm please
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
Have had some tears going while watching clips of the last episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. I went to a taping of it back in 2018 and had an absolute blast. Can't for the life of me remember who was being interviewed but remember Stephen being so amazingly warm and kind to the audience pre taping.
I went to a place called Rattle n Hum afterwards and had to fake having fireball for the first time.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
LittleOne having a moment
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
snek
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Much snek, squishy snek
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Hello Fishcat
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
Day goes well thus far
Eagle@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
Attn Spin... Pickle twisters are at Woolies.
Would tag you but Jerboa sucks and I don't know how to make it work.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone there's a message for you from @Eagle@aussie.zone
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 95d
@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone there's a message relayed via @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone regarding pickle twisties originating from @Eagle@aussie.zone
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Thank you for assisting in the Get Spin Pickle Twisties chain!
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
@ everybody 😺@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone There is now a pickle twistie Mon to get your attention
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
That is adorable!! 😍 😍😍😍
Eagle@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Thankyou 😊
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Thank you for assisting in the Get Spin Pickle Twisties chain!
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
::: spoiler We were already in our PJs!
:::
Thank you from the bottom of my pickle loving heart.
Eagle@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
Glad you found them!
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Can I interest anyone in a slice of Lions Club fruit cake?
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Oooo. Yes please. I love their fruit cakes.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
So do I. Major nostalgia thing for me - my grandfather was a member for years, so a Lions Club fruit cake was my grandmother’s contribution to the season.
I got one for Christmas in 2025, and have just cracked it open. My god, so much cake. Please, take some
⚫️
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
Can I have approx 67 degrees of the circle, heated up in the microwave and served with tinned fruit and cream.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
🥣 🔥
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
Thanks! Hard to get a good fruit cake nowadays, but the Lions Club always comes through.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
I lived with someone when I was at uni who made a truly glorious one
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
I am strongly in favour of the school that requires the fruit for a cake to be soaked in strong tea rather than in rum or brandy. I will, however, soak the fruit for a plum pudding in rum/brandy. Cake is different.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
With pleasure. Thank you.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
Nope, not enough fruit or booze
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
yum, I would love a piece ( it's internet cake, it's safe )
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
⚫️
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
The man brought home these ugly cake plates. I'm gonna eat lamingtons and Vegemite sandwiches off them while reading Possum Magic. Not today. Today is beer day.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
I quite like the design of the lyrebird.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
they truly are hideous , the blue is ok
they might make good xmas gifts
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
🕟💨🏃♀️
RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Oh please no. This is my last day off before I go back to work tomorrow, if there is any fast-forwarding today please do this on an individual basis!
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
What a glorious morning for a bike ride! Just a shame about the lack of dogs spotted on said ride!
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
A bit cold this morning but the ride home is shaping up to be lovely
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Back on the bike to work today. It has been a while and gotten so much colder since last ride so I'm using public transport whilst it's still free. If I don't get back on the bike now I won't until Spring.
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
I did 35k today on the new bike. A bit pooped but hanging in there.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
That's always a long ride. If you're pooped now wait until you feel it tomorrow
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 95d
So much nicer than the drive.
bacon@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Spaghetti bologna please
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
🍅🧅🥩🍝
RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Something sticky, please.
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
🍡
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
tea, toast, marmalade and sleep please
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
☕️🍞🍊🍯🛏️
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Thank you chef.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
Weekend has officially begun 🎉😁
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
Cheers to that 🍻
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
mental health beach walk, just a little walk , the sun is so lovely
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
I am exhausted with this cold/flu
going to bed
cough mixture has had to be taken, so much coughing
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
med appts made for allergy tests and mammogram, these are urgent/important, both i'm worried about yet i know it's for the good
now for legal stuff appts
I'm making bread because i want to eat something delicious that isn't going to hurt me
this week I also started weighing myself 😬 got about another 15 kgs to lose. I will weigh in once a week
hair appt done ✊
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
If you're looking for a doco on porridge competitions The Golden Spurtle on Netflix is your show. 5/5 for entertainment.
*A golden spurtle is a spurtle that is golden that has its own suitcase. Not my words
**Porridge must be stirred clockwise or the devil might come out. Also not my words
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
adds to lengthy Netflix list
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
You gotta watch it now.
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 95d
The clockwise bit is for the northern hemisphere. Like bathwater, it goes the other way south of the equator.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
Are you havin' a lend of me lassie?
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 95d
Nope. Saw it for myself on a trip to Zimbabwe. The tour guide bloke had a bucket of water with a hole in it - suspended a toothpick that rotated clockwise when north of the equator as the water ran out. We then walked 50 metres to south of the equator and repeated the bucket/toothpick bit. Spun anti-clockwise. Physics is wonderful but sensitive to location on the globe's surface. I am not responsible for the devil's presence/absence - physics is fundamental. I also stir sauces anti-clockwise against the advice in my great-grandmother's handwritten cookbook from approx 1880. The sauces taste just fine. Bite me.
EDIT: I think it's called the Coriolis Effect. Presumably works on devils too.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Not even joking but that is right up my alley. I will watch either tonight or this weekend and report back
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
Oh please. I promise it's a pearler.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Miss Seagoon just came over and said she was furnishing her spare room for when people stay over. 😭
Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
kodi playlists got me biting keyboards
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
federal government internet services are not running properly today because they are doing updates
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
i really do think I will spend more time bed 🤧🤢🤒
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 95d
Not a new problem
unit327@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 95d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv6shy_9KVM
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 95d
I am not that person, I wake with the sunrise, get out of bed unless I am way laid, and I like it
but i stay up and have poor anxious sleep so force myself to go back to sleep again