c/lemmyshitpost · by restingOface@quokk.au · 85dI have a busy morning planned 596 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 85d
And here I am taking up my entire day playing with fire.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 85d
I mean, I've had days where that is the literal plan.
village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 85d
Bushcraft?
snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 85d
Pottery, glassmaking, arson, cooking. It could be anything!
Photonic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 85d
You should just fight fire with fire then
NichtElias@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 85d
Don't forget to look the gift horse in the mouth
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 85d
Oh wow someone's published my douchebag corporate middlemanger's calendar
The_v@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 85d
What douchebag corporate manager only beats around the bush for 15 minutes? Their defining characteristic is long-winded bullshit ramblings.
A 10 slide presentation takes 2 fucking hours and it obvious the manager has no fucking clue what they are talking about.
NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 85d
Can you squeeze in "fucking around and finding out"?
untorquer@quokk.au · 2 pts · 84d
I have a slot just before lunch for fucking around but we'll have to push finding out to next week.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 85d
This is going to be an important evening, I have three full hours of “be my own worst enemy” booked.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 85d
Three? I get nearly 24 on an average day
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 84d
Not sleeping? Then the math checks out
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 83d
I'm still my own worst enemy even while sleeping
taiyang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 85d
What about kicking the tires? They're forgetting to kick the tires!
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 84d
What about the fires?
Echo5@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 85d
took an hour and a half to get to the elephant in the room, sounds about right
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d
"Push Someone's Buttons"
That meeting could have been a dozen emails that start with "Per my previous email."
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d
Tempted to put this in my work calendar
nemanin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 84d
It's so easy to do!
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 84d
BRB gotta count unhatched chickens.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 85d
Aha! So you're the Netflix executive ruining everything!
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 84d
Naw, they run Paramount/CBS.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d
The second 10am slot should be “knock it before I try it”
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 85d
It still works.
s@piefed.world · 2 pts · 85d
Not me messing around with Jim
dbtng@eviltoast.org · 1 pts · 83d
Pencil me in for three martinis.