I have a busy morning planned

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28 Comments

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 85d (4 replies)

And here I am taking up my entire day playing with fire.

IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 85d (2 replies)

I mean, I've had days where that is the literal plan.

village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Bushcraft?

snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 85d

Pottery, glassmaking, arson, cooking. It could be anything!

Photonic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 85d

You should just fight fire with fire then

NichtElias@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 85d

Don't forget to look the gift horse in the mouth

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Oh wow someone's published my douchebag corporate middlemanger's calendar

The_v@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 85d

What douchebag corporate manager only beats around the bush for 15 minutes? Their defining characteristic is long-winded bullshit ramblings.

A 10 slide presentation takes 2 fucking hours and it obvious the manager has no fucking clue what they are talking about.

NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Can you squeeze in "fucking around and finding out"?

untorquer@quokk.au · 2 pts · 84d

I have a slot just before lunch for fucking around but we'll have to push finding out to next week.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 85d (3 replies)

This is going to be an important evening, I have three full hours of “be my own worst enemy” booked.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 85d (2 replies)

Three? I get nearly 24 on an average day

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 84d (1 reply)

Not sleeping? Then the math checks out

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 83d

I'm still my own worst enemy even while sleeping

taiyang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 85d (1 reply)

What about kicking the tires? They're forgetting to kick the tires!

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 84d

What about the fires?

Echo5@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 85d

took an hour and a half to get to the elephant in the room, sounds about right

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d

"Push Someone's Buttons"

That meeting could have been a dozen emails that start with "Per my previous email."

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d

Tempted to put this in my work calendar

nemanin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 84d

It's so easy to do!

Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 84d

BRB gotta count unhatched chickens.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Aha! So you're the Netflix executive ruining everything!

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 84d

Naw, they run Paramount/CBS.

Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d (1 reply)

The second 10am slot should be “knock it before I try it”

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 85d

It still works.

s@piefed.world · 2 pts · 85d

Not me messing around with Jim

dbtng@eviltoast.org · 1 pts · 83d

Pencil me in for three martinis.